FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By uglyallover - / Sunday 20 September 2009 14:42 / United States

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By LewJH | 0

#576702 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:01

I bet he's joking ¬¬

Most FMLs are people who couldn't take a joke.

By JessxMaxine | 0

#576713 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:05

i hope he was joking. but still pimp slap him. :)

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By 4440123 | 0

#576649 - Sunday 20 September 2009 19:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Gia0896 | 0

#577199 - Monday 21 September 2009 0:57

Dam..sucks for you..But really funny...

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ckin2urass | 0

#1339307 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:54

ouch

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lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2767188 - Monday 27 June 2011 4:49

it really does suck to be first. lol. because then when you act like a fucking dumbass and say "first" you get negative ratings.

By Swoken | 0

#576662 - Sunday 20 September 2009 19:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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scarletchamber | 0

#4219440 - Monday 26 March 2012 22:43

shutup lol

By 4440123 | 0

#576664 - Sunday 20 September 2009 19:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By maryoceanblue | 0

#576671 - Sunday 20 September 2009 19:52

that sucks real bad! for that he can go jack off ughh guys

By Nacirema20 | 0

#576680 - Sunday 20 September 2009 19:54

What a mean bastard. >:-l

By LewJH | 0

#576702 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:01

I bet he's joking ¬¬

Most FMLs are people who couldn't take a joke.

By Rota | 0

#576711 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:04

Well he knows what he wants, just a nice warm hole.

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darebear331 | 4

#2910970 - Sunday 17 July 2011 5:11

i call that one tge bag and tag. ;)

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darebear331 | 4

#2911008 - Sunday 17 July 2011 5:16

the*

By JessxMaxine | 0

#576713 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:05

i hope he was joking. but still pimp slap him. :)

By DASny97 | 1

#576735 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:17

Maybe he is in the closet

By Signposthead | 0

#576765 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:30

Just tell him he just needs to stare into the sun befoee sex

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