how do u know this wasnt happening in the kitchen? jk... im not sexist

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE and EW

Sexist Pig, go and get back in the garage and fix my car.

you know, that's were the knives! =3

Please say you were joking too. You DO know that two wrongs don't make a right (3 left do though). I thought that you were supposed to learn that when you were 5 years old. And telling a man to go to the garage is not really an insult. ^^"

ur z dick for saying tht

rofl

your gross

dude I would totally break up with you right there. I'd tell you to pack your shit and get the **** out

102 you need to learn to take a joke and you just think it's that sexist because you can't make good sandwhitches

#102 you win! That's a funny comeback!

hawt

Who doesn't like being peed on? Not me. Bring on that warm erotic liquid

barf. that is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!! keep ur piss in ur bladder or the toilet

Kinky ;)

No sweat I was so drunk I peed on my boyfriend during sex in his car one time.

i wrestle with my boyfriend?

I wrestle with mine

and I wrestle with mine. it's great fun when ur a foot shorter :3

8=== O

lol hellooooo? shes from texas! of course we do! lol

what the **** you have a loose ****** what are you potty training? learn to hold it, seriously!!

208 that didn't make sense

No offence OP, but I would have dumped him. This is hilariously disgusting. Or disgustingly hilarious.

what? that's like saying "I'M DUMPING YOU BECAUSE I FARTED AND PISSED ON YOU." how the **** was he to know she was going to do those things?

Exactly, ILIEKGIRLS ! :D Squeezing her stomach just started the ball rolling, it wasn't her fault. She could have a weak bladder or anything.

I don't know about you guys, but I think dumping ON her would be better than dumping HER.

u r sick

Hahaha this cracked me up. Dont worry if he has a sense of humor about the worst thibg thats gonna happen is him making fun of you for it later!

yeah right, like she did it on purpose ~_~ if she could've hold it - she would

Clearly it was an accident... Why do people like you even get on this website??

How did he deserve that in any way? What did he do wrong in this picture?

He made her laugh.

I think I actually meant to say that it sucks to be him more than it sucks to be her, not that he deserved it. I was really drunk when I wrote that.

no he didnt, he squeezed her stomach. then she laughed cos she farted.

He did deserve it, if he hadn't squeezed her stomach, she wouldn't have farted, laughed, then peed on him.

everyone farts dumbass.

Yeah because she meant to do it

that was sarcasm by the way