By pottypattypeepants - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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  Kaspoogle  |  0

Please say you were joking too.

You DO know that two wrongs don't make a right (3 left do though).
I thought that you were supposed to learn that when you were 5 years old.
And telling a man to go to the garage is not really an insult. ^^"

  gwisland  |  0

I think I actually meant to say that it sucks to be him more than it sucks to be her, not that he deserved it. I was really drunk when I wrote that.

By  nevershoutmaith  |  0


ouuch, that really sucks..