By nikkrissa_04 - 7/8/2009 11:17 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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  genius_man16  |  0

Was her mouth really that nasty though? I mean, I assume "messing around" includes kissing right? So he will kiss her but not let her go down on him?

Unless you guys didn't kiss, but then that'd just be weird.

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  Knight05  |  0

It could be worse your girlfriend could be black, and then it would feel like getting sucked off by a greasy piece of KFC chicken with a mouth at the end of it. God how I love the smell of baby oil.

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  americayay  |  0

Eh 1. I doubt it's about her breath. It's probably his own issue with oral sex in general. He probably just doesn't like the idea of sticking it in someone's dirty mouth.

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  FarSide  |  22

@13:

You sound like the type who washes their hands after using the toilet (if at all). I were raised to wash my hands BEFORE going to the toilet. I take good care of "Big Ed".

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  Plumppotato  |  3

technically the mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body. its disgusting to think about all the bacteria she wouldve rubbed on his little buddy. plus the fact that saliva is part of the digestive system, having all that spit and stuff on it wouldve broken down his penis cells.

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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Indeed-a-doodle.
But now, even with the mouth wash, she's probably going to be too nervous to go down on him. Too bad for him.

Unless she meant it was just her first time going down on him, and not in general.

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  xNephilim  |  18

Fun fact... Genital herpes and "mouth" herpes are completely different. So even if you did have genital herpes, it wouldn't affect your partner if they were only pleasuring you orally.