By nikkrissa_04 - / Friday 7 August 2009 11:17 / United States
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  genius_man16  |  0

Was her mouth really that nasty though? I mean, I assume "messing around" includes kissing right? So he will kiss her but not let her go down on him?

Unless you guys didn't kiss, but then that'd just be weird.

  Knight05  |  0

It could be worse your girlfriend could be black, and then it would feel like getting sucked off by a greasy piece of KFC chicken with a mouth at the end of it. God how I love the smell of baby oil.

  americayay  |  0

Eh 1. I doubt it's about her breath. It's probably his own issue with oral sex in general. He probably just doesn't like the idea of sticking it in someone's dirty mouth.

  FarSide  |  22


You sound like the type who washes their hands after using the toilet (if at all). I were raised to wash my hands BEFORE going to the toilet. I take good care of "Big Ed".

  Plumppotato  |  3

technically the mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body. its disgusting to think about all the bacteria she wouldve rubbed on his little buddy. plus the fact that saliva is part of the digestive system, having all that spit and stuff on it wouldve broken down his penis cells.


"Penis cells" wow you sound like such an intellect. Seriously dude saliva isn't acid, it won't deteriorate his skin, and in case you haven't taken high school bio, bacteria is on every inch of the body. It's also proven that a lack of hygiene with an uncircumcised penis can hold and spread harmful bacteria...that's right surprise, surprise #177, not all bacteria makes you sick. So conclusion, saliva isn't deadly, and penises aren't naturally clean and pure little meat angels as you seem to think.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

But now, even with the mouth wash, she's probably going to be too nervous to go down on him. Too bad for him.

Unless she meant it was just her first time going down on him, and not in general.

  xNephilim  |  18

Fun fact... Genital herpes and "mouth" herpes are completely different. So even if you did have genital herpes, it wouldn't affect your partner if they were only pleasuring you orally.


Depending if they can keep proper hygiene, especially if they're uncircumcised. Your statements relative really. And if bacteria's existence in general was fatal, humans and every other living creature would be dead.

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