Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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gusgus36
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maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!
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ROFLBERRYPIE
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Then what happened?
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TurkeyBaconLovin
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if it starts "i was having sex" it shouldnt be an fml
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Hanimon
| 0
*sigh* another one of those pathetic no-lifers who will never have sex
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NJXD
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Win ^^^
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gusgus36
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yup, 2. since any scenario that starts out with sex CAN'T end badly, EVER, or have anything horrible or embarrassing happen during it. it's a law. all the other FMLs about bad things during sex were just written by whiners.
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Sindy_fml
| 4
i sscond that ^^^^
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TurkeyBaconLovin
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im sorry i was having sex as i posted that! my ipods kinda sticky tho :/
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
If it's with yourself, it doesn't count.
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insanesna1l
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^^
win; and at least the in laws have no qualms about what you do in their house. Take advantage of it
win; and at least the in laws have no qualms about what you do in their house. Take advantage of it
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
15 you were probably letting your dog lick your chode
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iluvmemicookies
| 0
This is why you don't have sex in mommy's and daddy's house, kids. but seriously OP I would be laughing so hard. Let's hope they were too drunk to care and not looking for a foursome.
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tommyl1231
| 0
thats for damn sure, sex is usually awesome no matter what.
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turkeyburger
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Superbowl Champions and 4-0. and the bears? oh right you have epic choke cutler and an ex cowboy who does faceplant back flips good game bro next time show some respect.
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i_love_grrr
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ha you slut! lol
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ROFLBERRYPIE
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Then what happened?
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brittyboo123
| 35
If only we knew....
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atomicJ
| 0
Why would the first thing his parents do is run upstairs and knock on his door?
YOU LIAR!!!! YOU LIE!!!!!
:D
YOU LIAR!!!! YOU LIE!!!!!
:D
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gusgus36
| 5
maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!
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KylesGirl52
| 0
This is a very good idea ^^ :)
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sweetwargasm
| 0
y can totally use that in the future
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InnocentLies
| 0
Door the lock.
:)
:)
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rockhound
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A good idea this is.
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spec2662
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if they drove home drunk they have no place to pass judgement, and who gets drunk and messes with their kids I'd tell them to get lost.
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joa76
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Who says they drove? Maybe friends dropped them off, or they took a taxi. All it says is they got home somehow.
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calvin10
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hey there white (?) trash family...
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IdfkMyUsernamexC
| 5
No racism.
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JustinThunder
| 8
Seriously, learn to lock the door.
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ctguyfml
| 4
You don't have to have a lock for someone to knock. Closed door = knock before entering.
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wdfcrystal
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The parents are drunk. You really think they'd bother to knock? ;o
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daisy2101
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A lot of houses don't have bedroom locks..