*sigh* another one of those pathetic no-lifers who will never have sex

Win ^^^

yup, 2. since any scenario that starts out with sex CAN'T end badly, EVER, or have anything horrible or embarrassing happen during it. it's a law. all the other FMLs about bad things during sex were just written by whiners.

i sscond that ^^^^

im sorry i was having sex as i posted that! my ipods kinda sticky tho :/

If it's with yourself, it doesn't count.

^^ win; and at least the in laws have no qualms about what you do in their house. Take advantage of it

15 you were probably letting your dog lick your chode

This is why you don't have sex in mommy's and daddy's house, kids. but seriously OP I would be laughing so hard. Let's hope they were too drunk to care and not looking for a foursome.

thats for damn sure, sex is usually awesome no matter what.

Superbowl Champions and 4-0. and the bears? oh right you have epic choke cutler and an ex cowboy who does faceplant back flips good game bro next time show some respect.

If only we knew....

This is a very good idea ^^ :)

A good idea this is.

Who says they drove? Maybe friends dropped them off, or they took a taxi. All it says is they got home somehow.

No racism.

You don't have to have a lock for someone to knock. Closed door = knock before entering.

The parents are drunk. You really think they'd bother to knock? ;o

A lot of houses don't have bedroom locks..