FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our...

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By killmenow - / Monday 21 February 2011 01:19 / United States

Intimacy

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By gusgus36 | 5

#2106685 - Monday 21 February 2011 9:16

maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!

By ROFLBERRYPIE | 0

#2106617 - Monday 21 February 2011 8:59

Then what happened?

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By TurkeyBaconLovin | 0

#2106611 - Monday 21 February 2011 8:58

if it starts "i was having sex" it shouldnt be an fml

Hanimon | 0

#2106645 - Monday 21 February 2011 9:05

*sigh* another one of those pathetic no-lifers who will never have sex

NJXD | 0

#2106656 - Monday 21 February 2011 9:09

Win ^^^

gusgus36 | 5

#2106697 - Monday 21 February 2011 9:20

yup, 2. since any scenario that starts out with sex CAN'T end badly, EVER, or have anything horrible or embarrassing happen during it. it's a law. all the other FMLs about bad things during sex were just written by whiners.

Sindy_fml | 4

#2106759 - Monday 21 February 2011 9:41

i sscond that ^^^^

TurkeyBaconLovin | 0

#2106763 - Monday 21 February 2011 9:43

im sorry i was having sex as i posted that! my ipods kinda sticky tho :/

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2106921 - Monday 21 February 2011 11:24

If it's with yourself, it doesn't count.

insanesna1l | 0

#2106984 - Monday 21 February 2011 11:55

^^
win; and at least the in laws have no qualms about what you do in their house. Take advantage of it

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2107126 - Monday 21 February 2011 13:00

15 you were probably letting your dog lick your chode

iluvmemicookies | 0

#2107269 - Monday 21 February 2011 14:24

This is why you don't have sex in mommy's and daddy's house, kids. but seriously OP I would be laughing so hard. Let's hope they were too drunk to care and not looking for a foursome.

tommyl1231 | 0

#2189226 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 14:41

thats for damn sure, sex is usually awesome no matter what.

turkeyburger | 0

#3401486 - Friday 7 October 2011 18:13

Superbowl Champions and 4-0. and the bears? oh right you have epic choke cutler and an ex cowboy who does faceplant back flips good game bro next time show some respect.