FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink...

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 21 September 2015 13:00 / United States - Grand Junction

Intimacy

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By The_Bengineer | 13

#6415866 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:30

Sounds hot.

By datkenna | 20

#6415894 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:48

Who drinks coffee during sex

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By The_Bengineer | 13

#6415866 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:30

Sounds hot.

BrutalEater | 15

#6415954 - Monday 21 September 2015 19:42

Noice

DreamHysteria | 13

#6416324 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 5:10

Literally lol

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#6416360 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 6:33

Quite steamy, in fact.

By Eitanm | 15

#6415868 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:31

Sounds like a hot mess

By Steve95401 | 48

#6415869 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:32

Talk about having hot sex.

By rainbowsRlove | 15

#6415870 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:32

what a sizzling performance

By TurtleShampoo | 14

#6415874 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:34

all of these comments are puns

Madrias | 34

#6415877 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:38

You just had to be the combo breaker, didn't you?

chuchusheep | 19

#6416052 - Monday 21 September 2015 22:08

not really sure why you were downvoted so much...personally, i was getting tired of all the puns. and what you said was simply a fact. lol.

AmIReallyRenee | 20

#6416234 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 1:09

no shit wow, you must feel like you discovered the sun

By Kaoticwolf | 17

#6415876 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:37

your screams of pain excited him

By christopherwilli | 14

#6415879 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:38

Such grace.

By Onepocketpimp | 7

#6415887 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:41

someone doesn't enjoy some beam... can mark off that you don't have that fetish

By datkenna | 20

#6415894 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:48

Who drinks coffee during sex

americanafrican | 32

#6415897 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:50

that man. gives him the energy he needs!

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#6415913 - Monday 21 September 2015 19:02

he needed energy lol

boating_guy | 33

#6415934 - Monday 21 September 2015 19:17

Needed that caffeine so he could stay up and go at it for a few more hours

Careaga | 8

#6415965 - Monday 21 September 2015 19:52

A true coffee lover

Paws_Cat | 29

#6416020 - Monday 21 September 2015 21:16

Who drinks ANYTHING during sex?

MrSassypants | 31

#6416041 - Monday 21 September 2015 21:46

#48 Well, if I learned anything from watching porn there might be something that people drink during sex.....

jaspinkgrl01 | 18

#6416056 - Monday 21 September 2015 22:16

The ops boyfriend obviously

alexanderavatar | 24

#6416247 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 2:04

gotta stay awake

VeryMuchDutch | 12

#6416250 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 2:16

maybe he was in his office?

DJDualScreen | 4

#6419107 - Thursday 24 September 2015 22:49

who takes a coffee break mid-sex?

By Darkness_Hate | 28

#6415896 - Monday 21 September 2015 18:50

I guess he likes creamy coffee.

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