FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 April 2009 19:46 / United States

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By mewzik | 0

#97478 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show...

i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

By TheThirdLevel | 0

#97492 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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By mewzik | 0

#97478 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show...

i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

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Enoch134 | 0

#813097 - Sunday 31 January 2010 18:50

lol at least he didn't call you house forgot is his name geregery or Craig??? lol but yeah fylst

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Youdumbidiot | 0

#1009947 - Friday 28 May 2010 5:32

House is awesome

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JohnnyHobo | 0

#1149264 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:44

Sorry, but House is beast<3

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User1518 | 6

#2665271 - Sunday 12 June 2011 9:42

I agree, I love House.

By TheThirdLevel | 0

#97492 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

By flamingice | 0

#97506 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:55

House takes precedence over sex, I'm sorry.

By life_is_a_hooker | 0

#97516 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

Hey, House is awesome.

By TheAlxEnigma | 0

#97519 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

house>you

By aupilot | 0

#97524 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

You must be a really bad lay.

By capt_weasle | 0

#97532 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:58

Perhaps you should buy him TiVo for his birthday, that way he can re-watch the part he missed due to your whining.

By Jaxro | 6

#97536 - Friday 10 April 2009 1:58

Haha, I remember moderating this one.
I love house, I'd do the same thing!

By ned_schneebley | 0

#97549 - Friday 10 April 2009 2:00

god. my girlfriend did the same thing. well, i wasnt in her yet, but i got cockblocked by house. FML.

By kandy_fml | 0

#97552 - Friday 10 April 2009 2:00

House is awesome.

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