Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make...

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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annis_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:31

What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

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phillynena 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

lmao thats funny....shouldnt u know by now what ur partner likes and dislikes? he must have been really mad to have pulled out lol

xlol_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

Lmfao that's hilarious. He's one cool guy (:

annis_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

Damone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:34

SMALL issues...

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:22

Why the **** would you write the word "small" in caps?

senseisuncommon 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 13:23

you really dont seem to catch on to SMALL rhinfs...

senseisuncommon 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 13:25

things i guess**

monkeyz0r 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:29

Hahaha

xNatsuki 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:30

Haha.. oh that sucks..

crazieeli 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:30

LOL maybe its not he doesnt like talking dirty but maybe he thought you weren't enjoying it or something :T idk

plexico 3

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:30

I asked my wife to talk dirty during sex, and she called me a "piece of shit!" Not what I had in mind.

Damone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:38

LOL!

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:31

What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

yourfrickenlame 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:32

hahahah this is actually pretty funny. ha hes cool.

ebbasaur 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:33

Oh wow!

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