Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation...

By kellie1115 - 10/4/2012 04:41 - United States - Rowlesburg

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

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By SkoomaKi | 25

#4284354 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:47

OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..."
Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?"
^ am I on the right track?

By nerdflipstables | 3

#4284382 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:53

Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.

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By Droodika | 6

#4284347 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:44

Is your future being a toilet?

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4284482 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 12:42

Interesting profile picture there, sir...

silvercamaro | 21

#4284681 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:18

I think you meant Is your future IN the toilet or GOING DOWN the toilet

emba_fml | 13

#4284723 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:36

#1...im gonna go out on a limb here and say no, probably not

domking1315 | 20

#4285058 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 16:32

Yep definately gonna be a toilet #1. Because they're secretely transformers and are just gonna change into one...

xoconnie | 8

#4286370 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:52

welllll, if you guys freely talk about crapping and what time of day.. then i think you have a bright future ahead of you 2 :) lol no joke, you're obviously comfortable with eachother!!

n23SoCalHco | 0

#4286446 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:13

Lmao

megan324 | 4

#4286521 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:39

Lol

OuchAndGoodfight | 5

#4287108 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:01

OP, you should leave your relationship as it is (that is), shitty.

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4284354 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:47

OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..."
Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?"
^ am I on the right track?

jizzwold | 21

#4284373 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:50

I refuse to believe it happened any other way.

miserypoison | 13

#4284678 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:18

"it's all shits and giggles until I see you sleeping with another woman"

"speaking of shit, do you have any regulated schedule on chucking a doo doo?

flockz | 19

#4284813 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 15:22

"well first of all my mother just called, my stress has been running high lately, and i'm on my period. so why can't listen to my feeli-"

"i just dropped a bomb wanna see it? here."

SkoomaKi | 25

#4284843 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 15:39

67 - Is that your shit there in your picture? Cause if it is.....it's beautiful.

Haiana04 | 3

#4284878 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 15:51

Uh-oh, Shit just got serious. O_O

TheFinalWub | 3

#4285270 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:45

OP's bf is a subject changing master... i must learn

daniofnd | 0

#4285754 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:08

Okay, I've been on FML for over a year. What does OP mean?!

XoXoKaylynXoXo | 5

#4285891 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:38

It means Original Poster

kriz_allizwell | 6

#4285893 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:39

Original Posta'

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4287494 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:30

And now here come all the comments with funny jokes about what 'Op' stands for.

Obnoxious penis :)

Link5794 | 16

#4289260 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:39

"Where do you see yourself three years from now?" "Working for minimum wage at McDonald's to get through college." "2 years?" "Same." "7 minutes?" "Taking a dump."