Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..."
Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?"
^ am I on the right track?
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
welllll, if you guys freely talk about crapping and what time of day.. then i think you have a bright future ahead of you 2 :) lol no joke, you're obviously comfortable with eachother!!
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..."
Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?"
^ am I on the right track?
"Where do you see yourself three years from now?" "Working for minimum wage at McDonald's to get through college." "2 years?" "Same." "7 minutes?" "Taking a dump."
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?"
^ am I on the right track?