By backseatbusted - /
Tuesday 21 May 2013 16:09 /
United States
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GemmaStyles
| 14
What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?
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laurenlovesjb
| 20
Yeah clearly the town park would have been so much better;)
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omg36
| 7
My mom does the same thing. The way it ends is basically: intimacy is fine, as long as you don't do it anywhere. Ever.
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tjv3
| 10
I want to know how old OP is. Maybe it's not ok at all if OP is too young to handle the responsibility of sex. Kind of hard to decide need more data.
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fareith
| 15
This is where you rent a motel room and go then go "to a friends house".
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Obviously OP is old enough, if her mother doesn't care.
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Except that obviously her mother does care. However, if it actually was his car, then I assume they have to be at least 16, right?
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israelnotjacob
| 20
lol yeah exactly. The house is completely justified. Her house, her rules. Thinking that means move to the car tells me the OP isn't ready for sex anyway.
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Mr_Satan
| 11
Whether or not OPs mom cares is irrelevent as far as OP being old enough. Plenty of parents who care too little when they should, or too much when they shouldn't.
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Wizardo
| 33
Maybe try your boyfriends house or even better find your own place... magic.
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smacky187
| 9
Yeah for real
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TheNewGuy03
| 26
or they can bang in space ... it's probably more convenient.
"the galaxy is your bed"
"the galaxy is your bed"
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lilhellian
| 26
What if yogi gives them a ticket?
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Pleonasm
| 31
Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you.
But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.
But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.
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HaneenDixon
| 16
I agree. Gotta find a place for that. Preferably in a different realm. Try Narnia, OP I hear it's great!
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dakatabg
| 31
Motel 6
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Pleonasm
| 31
Now I know why everyone goes to Cloud 9.
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HaneenDixon
| 16
Going to seventh heaven is a lot better Pleo. Literally takes you over the moon.
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VeganVampyre
| 26
No way, 36- Hogwarts. It'll be pure magic there!
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ilovedinosawers
| 17
No exception! You no make the boom boom!
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golden_warrior
| 23
Take a hint,OP. SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX. Do you understand now?
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bamagrl410
| 31
Exactly. Typically when a parent says "It's fine, just not in my house" it means "That's fine if OTHER people do it, but you won't do it in my house". As in, it's fine if other people have sex, but as long as you live with her she doesn't want you having sex.
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KayleeT
| 9
Maybe you should try a bed next time ...
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kickass1954
| 14
Haha a truck bed might work....
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BeMyLove15
| 10
Looks like a hotel room is the best bet for you guys. Good luck next time!
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golden_warrior
| 23
Intimacy is fine, just not in a hotel.
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Zebediabolical
| 36
Go to a seedy by-the-hour motel room next. Then when she says 'intimacy is fine but not in a seedy motel' try a swanky one. Then a boat. Then a plane. Then a hot-air balloon. If she's going to be specific you can always stay one step ahead of her!
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maximus_prime
| 24
Planes trains but not automobiles.
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
The possibilities are endless!
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Why do I feel like I'm suddenly reading Green Eggs and Ham?
You will not do it on a plane
You will not do it on a train
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You will not do it on a plane
You will not do it on a train
...
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pressingreset
| 13
It's a pity there is no where you can go and rent a room for a night.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Would you want to rent a room every time you want to have sex?
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JaneChemi_fml
| 21
but they may only want it for an hour or two, so seedy motel is their best bet. you know the ones where prostitutes take you?
Spicy
But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.