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By backseatbusted - 21/5/2013 16:09 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
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  tjv3  |  10

I want to know how old OP is. Maybe it's not ok at all if OP is too young to handle the responsibility of sex. Kind of hard to decide need more data.

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  Mr_Satan  |  11

Whether or not OPs mom cares is irrelevent as far as OP being old enough. Plenty of parents who care too little when they should, or too much when they shouldn't.

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  bamagrl410  |  31

Exactly. Typically when a parent says "It's fine, just not in my house" it means "That's fine if OTHER people do it, but you won't do it in my house". As in, it's fine if other people have sex, but as long as you live with her she doesn't want you having sex.

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By  Zebediabolical  |  37

Go to a seedy by-the-hour motel room next. Then when she says 'intimacy is fine but not in a seedy motel' try a swanky one. Then a boat. Then a plane. Then a hot-air balloon. If she's going to be specific you can always stay one step ahead of her!

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