FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By backseatbusted - / Tuesday 21 May 2013 16:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By GemmaStyles | 14

#5501435 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:21

What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?

By Pleonasm | 31

#5501445 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:26

Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.

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By GemmaStyles | 14

#5501435 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:21

What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?

laurenlovesjb | 20

#5501507 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:04

Yeah clearly the town park would have been so much better;)

omg36 | 7

#5501555 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:42

My mom does the same thing. The way it ends is basically: intimacy is fine, as long as you don't do it anywhere. Ever.

tjv3 | 9

#5501696 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 01:25

I want to know how old OP is. Maybe it's not ok at all if OP is too young to handle the responsibility of sex. Kind of hard to decide need more data.

fareith | 15

#5501724 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 02:00

This is where you rent a motel room and go then go "to a friends house".

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5501753 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 02:54

Obviously OP is old enough, if her mother doesn't care.

VeganVampyre | 26

#5501830 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 04:26

Except that obviously her mother does care. However, if it actually was his car, then I assume they have to be at least 16, right?

israelnotjacob | 20

#5501935 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 06:37

lol yeah exactly. The house is completely justified. Her house, her rules. Thinking that means move to the car tells me the OP isn't ready for sex anyway.

Mr_Satan | 11

#5501973 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 07:31

Whether or not OPs mom cares is irrelevent as far as OP being old enough. Plenty of parents who care too little when they should, or too much when they shouldn't.

By Wizardo | 33

#5501438 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:23

Maybe try your boyfriends house or even better find your own place... magic.

smacky187 | 9

#5501679 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 01:07

Yeah for real

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#5501942 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 06:47

or they can bang in space ... it's probably more convenient. "the galaxy is your bed"

By lilhellian | 26

#5501444 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:25

What if yogi gives them a ticket?

By Pleonasm | 31

#5501445 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:26

Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.

HaneenDixon | 16

#5501473 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:41

I agree. Gotta find a place for that. Preferably in a different realm. Try Narnia, OP I hear it's great!

dakatabg | 31

#5501487 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:46

Motel 6

Pleonasm | 31

#5501492 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:48

Now I know why everyone goes to Cloud 9.

HaneenDixon | 16

#5501516 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:12

Going to seventh heaven is a lot better Pleo. Literally takes you over the moon.

VeganVampyre | 26

#5501832 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 04:27

No way, 36- Hogwarts. It'll be pure magic there!

By ilovedinosawers | 17

#5501446 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:26

No exception! You no make the boom boom!

By golden_warrior | 23

#5501451 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:28

Take a hint,OP. SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX. Do you understand now?

bamagrl410 | 31

#5501496 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:52

Exactly. Typically when a parent says "It's fine, just not in my house" it means "That's fine if OTHER people do it, but you won't do it in my house". As in, it's fine if other people have sex, but as long as you live with her she doesn't want you having sex.

By KayleeT | 9

#5501453 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:31

Maybe you should try a bed next time ...

kickass1954 | 14

#6028214 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 09:22

Haha a truck bed might work....

By BeMyLove15 | 10

#5501455 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:31

Looks like a hotel room is the best bet for you guys. Good luck next time!

golden_warrior | 23

#5501476 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:42

Intimacy is fine, just not in a hotel.

By Zebediabolical | 36

#5501459 - Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:34

Go to a seedy by-the-hour motel room next. Then when she says 'intimacy is fine but not in a seedy motel' try a swanky one. Then a boat. Then a plane. Then a hot-air balloon. If she's going to be specific you can always stay one step ahead of her!