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He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.

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That's why I use wet wipes. Toilet paper breaks, it's rough, leaves a smell behind, and doesn't clean as well as wipes do.

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Maybe he was saving it for next time he runs out of TP. I hate it when I go take a dump and there is none left. It's like being stranded on a deserted island.

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Or maybe he was stopping anal leakage. Either way, he should've removed it pre coital. Its like the equivalent of a guy going to finger a girl, then discovering she's been wearing a tampon. >_

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I hope most girls would be classy enough to say "Hey I'm wearing a tampon, don't go there" before it ever got to that point.

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In the heat of the moment, somethings are left unsaid. "I'm on my period", "I'm not on the pill", "I'm using a tampon", "My husband is in the next room" are just a few.

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3, I don't think the quality of the toilet paper is responsible for a "clump" being there. That's simply hygienic negligence on OP's boyfriend's part.

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18- come on dude, what the hell is up with that? If you gonna have a fetish, make it a good one, like a girl wrapped on used toilet paper, none of that new shit :)

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@49 it depends on the girl. If I want to just get a quick bang out of a woman, new toilet paper is fine, but if I want to make sweet love, used toilet paper is the most sensual of all.

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"That's shitty" (Had to be done) "This is a hole new level of disgusting" "I was going to crack a joke about this, butt I don't want to be a basTurd." "That"s not very Charmin' of him" I'm on a toilet Roll

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Then there's a farfetched one: There was a porn like that that I wanted to watch, but it was Pa-Per-Poo.

He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.

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No - the accent on the E makes it an ay sound. It's tooshay. Except in this case where a pun was intended :P

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