By me - 05/01/2010 16:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
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The moment was already ruined in the instant when he decided not to spit out the gum before getting intimate with you. Sorry, your BF is stupid.

He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum? Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

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first , suck his dick

not all women like that.

lol wow hes bad at sex

HE WAS CHEWING GUM!!!!!!

i no i was like wtf it probably only lased like 10 seconds..

can i have some milk?

Wow, whatta noob. He confused his gum for milk? I'm so sorry and hopefully he redeems himself.

The moment was already ruined in the instant when he decided not to spit out the gum before getting intimate with you. Sorry, your BF is stupid.

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He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum? Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

Maybe the gum turned to liquid. If you chew for long periods of time it breaks down to a liquid and tastes really bad.

I chewed a piece of gum once for 7 hours without changing it and it never turned to liquid. What brands do that?

chewy milk? is he a retard? it's more fun when they are smart.

you did that the first time you got intimate with your boyfriend? how did you get him to agree to that? it sounds like it was his first time getting intimate with anyone. lmfao