FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started...

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By me - / Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:22 / United States

Intimacy

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By g3rusz | 6

#757093 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:42

The moment was already ruined in the instant when he decided not to spit out the gum before getting intimate with you. Sorry, your BF is stupid.

By perdix | 29

#757106 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:55

He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum?

Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

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By razorp | 0

#757027 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:07

first , suck his dick

NamesIncognita | 15

#6470480 - Wednesday 25 November 2015 22:45

not all women like that.

By allen20 | 0

#757036 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:10

lol wow hes bad at sex

By blakehilli8 | 0

#757037 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:11

HE WAS CHEWING GUM!!!!!!

GiddyXD | 0

#974448 - Monday 5 April 2010 14:36

i no i was like wtf it probably only lased like 10 seconds..

By TrollTrollTroll | 0

#757039 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:13

can i have some milk?

By MakeupBurn | 0

#757070 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:26

Wow, whatta noob. He confused his gum for milk? I'm so sorry and hopefully he redeems himself.

By g3rusz | 6

#757093 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:42

The moment was already ruined in the instant when he decided not to spit out the gum before getting intimate with you. Sorry, your BF is stupid.

mikepzz | 27

#6109094 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 5:14

Mmmhhh minty tits

By perdix | 29

#757106 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:55

He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum?

Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

Zeek63 | 0

#3311287 - Monday 19 September 2011 14:27

Maybe the gum turned to liquid. If you chew for long periods of time it breaks down to a liquid and tastes really bad.

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6616956 - Saturday 28 May 2016 20:13

I chewed a piece of gum once for 7 hours without changing it and it never turned to liquid. What brands do that?

By ellawea | 0

#757126 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:14

chewy milk? is he a retard? it's more fun when they are smart.

By kirakira333 | 0

#757161 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:42

you did that the first time you got intimate with your boyfriend? how did you get him to agree to that?
it sounds like it was his first time getting intimate with anyone. lmfao