Rule #34

And Pokemon. Don't forget sticking your Squirtle in her Pikachu!

YDI for dating a loser. You should have pulled out a real sword and slayed him for being a queer. This is just as disturbing as the creepy pedophile with the diaper fetish.

That's a teriible euphomism, you should say something like Ekans (A snake Pokémon) in her Luvdisc.

#44, FUCK YOU!

Or your Metapod uses harden.

Hot skitty on wailord action

Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is dickhead coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..

Oo, or your Onix uses harden! .....wow, I cannot believe that just came out of my mouth.

What a dumbass, he should've said he was Luke, that'd be hot.

who the fuck cares if your bf is a star wars fan. i just can't believe you didn't figure it out till now. f his life for having a girlfriend like you. he sounds hilarious.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS IS A FML??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA he's pretty damn funny even if he's not trying to be... plus think about it.. his 'lightsaber' at least he was trying to be sexy hahaha and everytime you bring back that pokemon one I laugh my ass off.... that is still my absolute all time favorite

Yay for different types of PoKeMoN and their moves used in sexual ways! And I personally think the dude sounds awesome.

Zomlette, do you narrate your stuff when you type?

Your boyfriend is hot. I love that geeky shit, it's such a damn turn on. So just stop being whiny, and be grateful.

I laughed at the FML and laughed even harder at the comments. OP, your boyfriend is awesome. Anyone who says he ISN'T is just a loser.

Luke!? Are you fucking kidding me? Obi Wan= Ewan McGregor... enough said.

HILARIOUS! You should have played along. GEEK SEX!

119 I agree also I wouldve played along like "I'm princess leyah"

who knew? haha

If she was a star wars fanatic, we wouldn't be reading this FML.

Yeah you're right.

In fact, it would be on GMH.

uh oh. looks like obi-wan's going to have to be thrown from the jedi order . . . OP; you better hope that your bf loves you more than his position . . . because might get shafted (pardon the pun) in favour of short, pointy-eared, green people

Op that's hilarious!

@#1: I've learned from PostSecret that more people masturbate to Food Network stars than one would think.

i agree!! Embrace the force between your legs...=o)

Straight up! Your boyfriends hilarious!

yes!

Haha Epic Win for #11.

epic win?? virgin you are still, young one?