By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 246
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wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...

Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass. Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.

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wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...

And Pokemon. Don't forget sticking your Squirtle in her Pikachu!

YDI for dating a loser. You should have pulled out a real sword and slayed him for being a queer. This is just as disturbing as the creepy pedophile with the diaper fetish.

That's a teriible euphomism, you should say something like Ekans (A snake Pokémon) in her Luvdisc.

Or your Metapod uses harden.

Hot skitty on wailord action

Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is dickhead coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..

Oo, or your Onix uses harden! .....wow, I cannot believe that just came out of my mouth.

What a dumbass, he should've said he was Luke, that'd be hot.

who the fuck cares if your bf is a star wars fan. i just can't believe you didn't figure it out till now. f his life for having a girlfriend like you. he sounds hilarious.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS IS A FML??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA he's pretty damn funny even if he's not trying to be... plus think about it.. his 'lightsaber' at least he was trying to be sexy hahaha and everytime you bring back that pokemon one I laugh my ass off.... that is still my absolute all time favorite

Yay for different types of PoKeMoN and their moves used in sexual ways! And I personally think the dude sounds awesome.

Zomlette, do you narrate your stuff when you type?

Your boyfriend is hot. I love that geeky shit, it's such a damn turn on. So just stop being whiny, and be grateful.

I laughed at the FML and laughed even harder at the comments. OP, your boyfriend is awesome. Anyone who says he ISN'T is just a loser.

Luke!? Are you fucking kidding me? Obi Wan= Ewan McGregor... enough said.

HILARIOUS! You should have played along. GEEK SEX!

119 I agree also I wouldve played along like "I'm princess leyah"

Might be time to break up. Unless you're a Star Wars fanatic. In that case it's a match made in heaven.

If she was a star wars fanatic, we wouldn't be reading this FML.

Yeah you're right.

In fact, it would be on GMH.

You should have told him that Jedis discourage love.

uh oh. looks like obi-wan's going to have to be thrown from the jedi order . . . OP; you better hope that your bf loves you more than his position . . . because might get shafted (pardon the pun) in favour of short, pointy-eared, green people

Op that's hilarious!

HAHA! Number 1's comment is hilarious. I never found star wars/trek to be all that good oh well

@#1: I've learned from PostSecret that more people masturbate to Food Network stars than one would think.

Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass. Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.

i agree!! Embrace the force between your legs...=o)

Straight up! Your boyfriends hilarious!

How could he look you in the eyes if his eyes were covered? But it's still pretty funny!

you got laid. not an FML

Haha Epic Win for #11.

epic win?? virgin you are still, young one?

lmao! That would be extremely awkward...:P

Your boyfriend is the king