Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML
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xxdani
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wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...
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SaintJimmy
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Rule #34
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star_boy
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And Pokemon. Don't forget sticking your Squirtle in her Pikachu!
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Phillay632
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YDI for dating a loser. You should have pulled out a real sword and slayed him for being a queer. This is just as disturbing as the creepy pedophile with the diaper fetish.
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FreddyLunch
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That's a teriible euphomism, you should say something like Ekans (A snake Pokémon) in her Luvdisc.
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diabetic_rage
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#44, FUCK YOU!
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LewJH
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Or your Metapod uses harden.
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captainfalcon
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Hot skitty on wailord action
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mercilessadi
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Ydi
y
coz u r a bitch
coz u have camel toe
coz ur bf is dickhead
coz he has gf like u
coz u blower him
coz u like to be cozy
coz u spill it here
coz it gets published
coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one)
coz I feel u desereve it
coz u wasted my time readin it
coz u wasted my iPhone battery
coz am out of coz..
y
coz u r a bitch
coz u have camel toe
coz ur bf is dickhead
coz he has gf like u
coz u blower him
coz u like to be cozy
coz u spill it here
coz it gets published
coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one)
coz I feel u desereve it
coz u wasted my time readin it
coz u wasted my iPhone battery
coz am out of coz..
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Zomlette
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Oo, or your Onix uses harden!
.....wow, I cannot believe that just came out of my mouth.
.....wow, I cannot believe that just came out of my mouth.
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Jessaly_fml
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What a dumbass, he should've said he was Luke, that'd be hot.
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shelbtron
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who the fuck cares if your bf is a star wars fan. i just can't believe you didn't figure it out till now. f his life for having a girlfriend like you. he sounds hilarious.
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bbobe900000
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS IS A FML??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA he's pretty damn funny even if he's not trying to be... plus think about it.. his 'lightsaber' at least he was trying to be sexy hahaha
and everytime you bring back that pokemon one I laugh my ass off.... that is still my absolute all time favorite
and everytime you bring back that pokemon one I laugh my ass off.... that is still my absolute all time favorite
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flippinsweet17
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Yay for different types of PoKeMoN and their moves used in sexual ways!
And I personally think the dude sounds awesome.
And I personally think the dude sounds awesome.
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humorizer
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Zomlette, do you narrate your stuff when you type?
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Kiwi_Splash
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Your boyfriend is hot. I love that geeky shit, it's such a damn turn on. So just stop being whiny, and be grateful.
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Carribu
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I laughed at the FML and laughed even harder at the comments.
OP, your boyfriend is awesome. Anyone who says he ISN'T is just a loser.
OP, your boyfriend is awesome. Anyone who says he ISN'T is just a loser.
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Muchomastrbation
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Luke!? Are you fucking kidding me? Obi Wan= Ewan McGregor... enough said.
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tman188
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HILARIOUS! You should have played along. GEEK SEX!
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ilovefatcats
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119 I agree
also I wouldve played along like "I'm princess leyah"
also I wouldve played along like "I'm princess leyah"
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schmidty72
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who knew? haha
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SaintJimmy
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Might be time to break up. Unless you're a Star Wars fanatic. In that case it's a match made in heaven.
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infest0125
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If she was a star wars fanatic, we wouldn't be reading this FML.
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SaintJimmy
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Yeah you're right.
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xevioso
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In fact, it would be on GMH.
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adelaide_evening
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You should have told him that Jedis discourage love.
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exit_arsenic
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uh oh. looks like obi-wan's going to have to be thrown from the jedi order . . .
OP; you better hope that your bf loves you more than his position . . . because might get shafted (pardon the pun) in favour of short, pointy-eared, green people
OP; you better hope that your bf loves you more than his position . . . because might get shafted (pardon the pun) in favour of short, pointy-eared, green people
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c_tuck
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Op that's hilarious!
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saprpk
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HAHA! Number 1's comment is hilarious. I never found star wars/trek to be all that good oh well
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SaintJimmy
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@#1: I've learned from PostSecret that more people masturbate to Food Network stars than one would think.
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Sessee
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Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass.
Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.
Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.
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DannyCovino
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i agree!! Embrace the force between your legs...=o)
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FreshAsCrap
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Straight up! Your boyfriends hilarious!
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emer_helena
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How could he look you in the eyes if his eyes were covered?
But it's still pretty funny!
But it's still pretty funny!
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dotsdesu
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AWESOME BOYFRIEND.
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f_u_u_f_f
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yes!
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treli1593
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you got laid. not an FML
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metheonlyb
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Haha Epic Win for #11.
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fidrat04
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epic win?? virgin you are still, young one?
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Emma_91
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lmao! That would be extremely awkward...:P
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icertainlysuck
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Your boyfriend is the king
Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.