By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Well, I will just say that the first thing you do is see what it looks like and examine closely. Then complement. Then try to get it inside you. Three steps process apparently.

Compliment the size. 5" and up is above average and 4" and below is below average(assuming he's hard)

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Well, I will just say that the first thing you do is see what it looks like and examine closely. Then complement. Then try to get it inside you. Three steps process apparently.

Compliment the size. 5" and up is above average and 4" and below is below average(assuming he's hard)

I've called them pretty too. Guys don't really mind as long as you let them put it in you.