Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held...

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:07

...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?

jasminea 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:55

....And he never helped?

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MargieDrury 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:26

He was just getting you ready.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:45

...and I think it's safe to say she failed that test miserably.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:38

If that's what you're going to do over a piece of candy, OP, then I don't think your boyfriend's going to be very satisfied in bed...

boundbytheanimus 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:48

No Heimlich Maneuver?

wan2knowu 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:50

cute pic.

Sumo69 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:53

It's like a reflex when you get that close your boyfriend you just starting Inhaling

RodderstheLegend 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:56

Cuddling and kissing with sweets? Tell that bitch ass to man up and get down to businesss. Shit son!

minorcrisis 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:59

Haha definitely FYL. However, I'm sure your boyfriend and you are close enough (since you passing candy back in forth in your mouth) for him not to be grossed out or anything. And one day you guys will laugh about it :)

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 22 September 2014 22:33

Why would he be grossed out by her choking?

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:03

#3 Tell me oh wise one, how is it done?

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:06

Well now that you've blown the practice round, I doubt you're ready for bedroom activities.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:14

He should have done the Hindlick maneuver. Licking your asshole would have startled you enough to cough it right up. That Heimlich is overrated.

xxbobbyfinxx 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 15:06

I see what you did thar >.>

cradle6 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:31

Anyone who renews their CPR/First Aid will be trained in this new technique, as it has now become the mainstream method to combat choking! Also, they renamed the Heimleich maneuver (essentially due to royalty disputes) anyway.