By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

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People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

I'm just wondering... What does OP mean? Thanks

Orange peanut. You're welcome.

U have a pole in ur ass fuckbag

Marsrover12 it means original poster. Welcome to FML :)

Oversized pineapples is what I always thought it meant, original poster makes so much more sense though thank you! :)

Or, at least act out that you're grown up. Then you can act out make up sex.

Why are you so rude? People share this stuff so you can laugh. Don't gotta be a bitch. Read it. Laugh. Move on. This isn't a "fix your relationship" site.

Why is honesty viewed as being rude? She was right. If you're old enough to participate in sexy times, then you should be old enough to work through arguments. It's a simple concept; easy to understand. Rude? I don't think so.

Mfenton-before telling someone they are rude and in the same breath a bitch, learn some grammar. "Don't gotta," sure does add to my assumption that you are both a hypocrite and an idiot!

Hey I just fcked you And this is crazy But delete my number And abort the baby

62- excuse me, but I thought the point of this site was to highlight the stupidity of people. And this was pretty stupid. If you were trying to avoid rudeness, why are you on the internet?

I always thought OP stood for Original Penguin.

68,69, and 75 = FAIL! don't hate, appreciate :D

Insecurities... Gotta love em'

*You don't have to be a bitch. Read it, laugh, then move on. All better!

Sooo how bout that imaginary make up sex?

I agree #1. So childish!!! Who the hell would argue over imaginary people ... Actually that's more childish than children behaviour. Maybe it's better u didn't have sex this time.. Reduces the risk of reproduction

You call that kinky? Lame.

Lol all you people take this so seriously, no-one really argues over this stuff, half the posts on fml are probably made up. If it somehow is true, i agree with 1

Op stands for over large penises

Did it lead to an imaginary fight?

uhh... does it say it lead to a real fight?... lol

The way the IQ seem to work with this couple, I wouldn't be surprised if OP's boyfriend breaks up for the imaginary girl...

If OP's imagination is so good that she fought over an imaginary girl, I think she should just imagine having sex...

Come on, Op, pull yourself together! It takes two to argue. Just stop trying to 'win' and win the relationship back.

Do you want to be right, or get a blowjob? Or something like that...

It's so fuckin true!

Doesn't matter had..... Oh wait....

Doesn't matter had...uhm..

I would be so happy if no one ever referenced this awful line again.

Doesn't matter, broke up.... There, I said it... *cue the thumbs down*

^ Everything went better than expected.

^^reverse psychology FTW

Wow you should have been able to work things out. If he's still not talking to you, then that's immature. Just saying.

Who's more likely to get upset and start an argument over a girl in a club(whether the club is real or not)? Hmm?? If OP is flippin shit because of a make-believe girl, I think it's safe to say that the boyfriend in the scenario isn't the more immature one. Just saying.

I doubt that the man is the problem considering OP said "I didn't have sex" instead of "we didn't have sex."

And an imaginary break-up

Don't forget the imaginary "divorce" on facebook

Sounds like a good time for imaginary make up sex aka masterbate.

Since in the imaginary scenario she's just some loony idiot who just met him and is making accusations that he's cheating on her, there was no imaginary break up, but I think she may have ended up eating some imaginary Ben & Jerrys and spending the rest of her life with her imaginary cats.

I would say: try role playing out some more traditional scenarios before trying to make the plot line so complex....

like he is a mexican apple theif

That's Wut I was thinking like the kinky nurse or school teacher.. A club is just boring

Did he leave to have a one night stand with her?

If he did would that be considered cheating or imaginary cheating?

I think it might fall under masturbation, actually.

sounds like a bad TV show...

Maybe you should see a imaginary counselor.

If she starts seeing an imaginary counselor, she might need to see a real psychologist.

I'm not really a grammar nazi, but one thing that makes me cringe is when people don't use "an" in the right place. I'm not trying to correct you. I'm just wondering if it bothers anyone else.

A +1 for being a Grammar Nazi can sometimes also be a -1 for being too politically correct. When all else fails, try humor. Works all the time.