By Anonymous - 27/5/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney
  Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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  mfenton  |  3

Why are you so rude? People share this stuff so you can laugh. Don't gotta be a bitch. Read it. Laugh. Move on. This isn't a "fix your relationship" site.

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  Fasterkill  |  6

Why is honesty viewed as being rude? She was right. If you're old enough to participate in sexy times, then you should be old enough to work through arguments. It's a simple concept; easy to understand. Rude? I don't think so.

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  BubbleGrunge  |  18

Mfenton-before telling someone they are rude and in the same breath a bitch, learn some grammar. "Don't gotta," sure does add to my assumption that you are both a hypocrite and an idiot!

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  Danny0522  |  8

62- excuse me, but I thought the point of this site was to highlight the stupidity of people. And this was pretty stupid. If you were trying to avoid rudeness, why are you on the internet?

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  pavlovaaLOVE  |  7

I agree #1. So childish!!! Who the hell would argue over imaginary people ... Actually that's more childish than children behaviour. Maybe it's better u didn't have sex this time.. Reduces the risk of reproduction

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  Zaynlyon  |  2

Lol all you people take this so seriously, no-one really argues over this stuff, half the posts on fml are probably made up. If it somehow is true, i agree with 1

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Who's more likely to get upset and start an argument over a girl in a club(whether the club is real or not)? Hmm?? If OP is flippin shit because of a make-believe girl, I think it's safe to say that the boyfriend in the scenario isn't the more immature one. Just saying.

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  downtime  |  12

Since in the imaginary scenario she's just some loony idiot who just met him and is making accusations that he's cheating on her, there was no imaginary break up, but I think she may have ended up eating some imaginary Ben & Jerrys and spending the rest of her life with her imaginary cats.

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I'm not really a grammar nazi, but one thing that makes me cringe is when people don't use "an" in the right place. I'm not trying to correct you. I'm just wondering if it bothers anyone else.

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  mrlopez  |  13

A +1 for being a Grammar Nazi can sometimes also be a -1 for being too politically correct.

When all else fails, try humor. Works all the time.