By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
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  AliSama  |  17

I am with you. Animals do what animals do. The issue is he didn't trust her enough to believe her. If i was the bf I would laugh and tease her about the nasty dog fart. Lol

  nokturn_fml  |  11

You guys are idiots it's a fart get over it. Let me guess when your at your partners house you hold in your shit till you get home? I think it wouldn't ruin the mood but be funny if anything

  TwistedCherub1  |  15

My marriage is serious, but we still don't like the dog in the room when we're getting intimate because he farts a lot and the smell can be gag-inducing. It's hard to feel sexy when you're trying not to puke in your mouth.

By  perdix  |  29

There's an easy fix: Have your boyfriend put his nose up the dog's ass and match it the smell to the fart.

With either verdict, you're not going to want to kiss your boyfriend for a while ... or ever.