By Anonymous - Australia
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
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  Lone_Wolf_099  |  5

They dont have to be hard you just have to be fast, my girlfriend and I were in the living room and she was biting the hell out of my neck( wich drives me crazy) next thing I know I grab her chest lift her into the air and slammed her down onto the couch where things got R rated.

By  decimatethestars  |  0

Ouch. If any guy ever tried to do that to me, I'd clamp their balls and make them sing. Least you had somewhat an enjoyable time beforehand. Sometimes life is dull and you gotta brighten it up

  idkweird  |  0

Haha, did you see the rose petals strewn about the pool and chocolate covered strawberries being fed to each other? lmfao. Idk why the image in my head cracks me up so much, but it does!

Gazing into each others eyes. Maybe some synchronized romantic swimming backed with some Marvin Gaye?

OH! Thats where the boob lift came from, right? He was trying to do part of the synchronized romantic swimming?!?

  hasty_D  |  0

hahaha, chocolate hot water. Boobies. nice n romantic. LOL , i dunno, it would be romantic... lift her up from the boobs. piss in the water, put her back in =D oooooooh yeaaaaaaah......... xDDDD
lool no seriously, i dunno how it would be romantic. xept if it was a jacuzzi... XD