are you attached by the hip ? why didnt just one of you go?

true

I think sex would be a bit awkward if they were joined at the hip. How's that for a mental picture.

Maybe because they enjoy spending time together ?

that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

Well I'd guess they're too dumb to think of that since this FML exists.

Or go to a hotel.

As soon as I read the FML my first thought was "backyard"!

That is a great idea:)

I would have broken a window so fast....

hahaha 53 your pic is perfect

could've taken some from your parents' room?

y would a maried couple need condums its called birthcontrol

they're not married? that and not every girl wants the mess of cum everytime they have sex. besides, the pill is only 97% effective. meaning its 3% ineffective. The best way to avoid pregnancy is to use both.

who says they live with their parents?

That happened to me. Hah. It sucks.

But yet you brought your lap top with you, good thinking. Maybe you thought "Hmmm, if I lock my door by accident, I could always post a FML..."

ily wanna go out?

ever heard of a cell phone?? most people have them nowadays...and most of em have internet... .-.

ever heard of a cell phone?

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to slam doors? #9- I don't think that she brought her laptop with her. If this is real she would of written it later.

Or used her cell phone

oh there are so many places. get creative.

shiiiiiit, break in!!

umm, sorry, but "family house"? this confuses me...

Obvious incest is obvious.

I've slept in a van before (alone if you're wondering), nothing like the great outdoors.