Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
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2random
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are you attached by the hip ?
why didnt just one of you go?
why didnt just one of you go?
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freddyisepic
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true
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Honda288
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I think sex would be a bit awkward if they were joined at the hip. How's that for a mental picture.
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Nyattack
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Maybe because they enjoy spending time together ?
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Acesarcasm
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that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.
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iseyixes
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Well I'd guess they're too dumb to think of that since this FML exists.
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anelard
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Or go to a hotel.
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GamerFTW
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As soon as I read the FML my first thought was "backyard"!
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ScenicSubterfuge
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That is a great idea:)
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Kain713
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I would have broken a window so fast....
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cluch3
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hahaha 53 your pic is perfect
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emilygrace
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could've taken some from your parents' room?
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xxpinkroczxxx
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y would a maried couple need condums its called birthcontrol
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kingdomgirl94
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they're not married? that and not every girl wants the mess of cum everytime they have sex. besides, the pill is only 97% effective. meaning its 3% ineffective. The best way to avoid pregnancy is to use both.
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kingdomgirl94
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who says they live with their parents?
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ImAsHiGhAsAkItE
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That happened to me.
Hah.
It sucks.
Hah.
It sucks.
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lexxi_fml
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But yet you brought your lap top with you, good thinking. Maybe you thought "Hmmm, if I lock my door by accident, I could always post a FML..."
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jokerman7734
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ily wanna go out?
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_PurpleTortugas_
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ever heard of a cell phone?? most people have them nowadays...and most of em have internet... .-.
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awesomeamandas
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ever heard of a cell phone?
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Spy_fml
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Didn't your mother ever tell you not to slam doors?
#9- I don't think that she brought her laptop with her. If this is real she would of written it later.
#9- I don't think that she brought her laptop with her. If this is real she would of written it later.
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bkirby
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Or used her cell phone
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fthebs
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oh there are so many places. get creative.
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deannababy
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shiiiiiit, break in!!
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elliekinslurvsya
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umm, sorry, but "family house"? this confuses me...
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BadLuckTuck
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Obvious incest is obvious.
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cr3stf4ll3n
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I've slept in a van before (alone if you're wondering), nothing like the great outdoors.
why didnt just one of you go?