FML : Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the...

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AudreyUs / Wednesday 10 December 2008 19:31 / United States

Intimacy

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By Acesarcasm | 0

#17312 - Friday 6 March 2009 02:33

that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

By 2random | 0

#1044 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:55

are you attached by the hip ? why didnt just one of you go?

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By 2random | 0

#1044 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:55

are you attached by the hip ? why didnt just one of you go?

freddyisepic | 2

#2114206 - Wednesday 23 February 2011 07:18

true

Honda288 | 2

#3912502 - Friday 20 January 2012 05:27

I think sex would be a bit awkward if they were joined at the hip. How's that for a mental picture.

Nyattack | 14

#6575663 - Thursday 7 April 2016 11:31

Maybe because they enjoy spending time together ?

By Acesarcasm | 0

#17312 - Friday 6 March 2009 02:33

that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

iseyixes | 18

#5026253 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:55

Well I'd guess they're too dumb to think of that since this FML exists.

anelard | 6

#5195755 - Wednesday 28 November 2012 10:34

Or go to a hotel.

GamerFTW | 4

#5317298 - Thursday 10 January 2013 07:55

As soon as I read the FML my first thought was "backyard"!

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5468964 - Sunday 28 April 2013 03:42

That is a great idea:)

Kain713 | 14

#5868380 - Tuesday 25 February 2014 01:20

I would have broken a window so fast....

cluch3 | 20

#6117798 - Thursday 13 November 2014 03:42

hahaha 53 your pic is perfect

By emilygrace | 0

#17745 - Friday 6 March 2009 08:07

could've taken some from your parents' room?

xxpinkroczxxx | 0

#1023587 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 05:55

y would a maried couple need condums its called birthcontrol

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5276345 - Monday 24 December 2012 04:55

they're not married? that and not every girl wants the mess of cum everytime they have sex. besides, the pill is only 97% effective. meaning its 3% ineffective. The best way to avoid pregnancy is to use both.

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5276352 - Monday 24 December 2012 04:57

who says they live with their parents?

By ImAsHiGhAsAkItE | 0

#27977 - Thursday 12 March 2009 09:27

That happened to me. Hah. It sucks.

By lexxi_fml | 0

#50183 - Sunday 22 March 2009 05:23

But yet you brought your lap top with you, good thinking. Maybe you thought "Hmmm, if I lock my door by accident, I could always post a FML..."

jokerman7734 | 0

#2617927 - Saturday 4 June 2011 03:43

ily wanna go out?

_PurpleTortugas_ | 2

#4659432 - Saturday 7 July 2012 08:44

ever heard of a cell phone?? most people have them nowadays...and most of em have internet... .-.

awesomeamandas | 34

#7412530 - Saturday 18 February 2017 02:37

ever heard of a cell phone?

By Spy_fml | 0

#72513 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 04:49

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to slam doors? #9- I don't think that she brought her laptop with her. If this is real she would of written it later.