By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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Sleep with his best friend.

you deserve it for eating at applebees.

Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Shit on his chest.

Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

Geez take a joke. I don't think #3 was being serious.

What the fuck. I agree with the first poster. Sleep with his best friend.

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

It's not always good for guys. That's a common misconception. What's the big deal? At least he was honest.

Haha....you know, you'd probably be a better fuck if you got a sense of humor. Bet he was joking.

That's what I was thinking. I think if we knew the rest of this conversation, this wouldn't be an FML.

LOL what the fuck number 2 hahahah

#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.

Did you leave him with the bill for the food?