By JC12345 - /
Wednesday 18 March 2009 04:35 /
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leearm104
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.
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smdrager
| 0
We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.
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green_199
| 0
Sleep with his best friend.
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deadkenn8
| 0
you deserve it for eating at applebees.
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Danger716
| 0
^ Win
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BauerMegan
| 31
Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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lpaul49
| 0
Shit on his chest.
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Jimboom
| 11
Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"
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leearm104
| 4
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.
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buckstop1
| 37
Geez take a joke. I don't think #3 was being serious.
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bitchh_fml
| 0
What the fuck.
I agree with the first poster.
Sleep with his best friend.
I agree with the first poster.
Sleep with his best friend.
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smdrager
| 0
We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.
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bigcrazymike
| 6
It's not always good for guys. That's a common misconception. What's the big deal? At least he was honest.
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Gawain_fml
| 0
Haha....you know, you'd probably be a better fuck if you got a sense of humor. Bet he was joking.
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vyktor_fml
| 0
That's what I was thinking. I think if we knew the rest of this conversation, this wouldn't be an FML.
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formosababie
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LOL what the fuck number 2 hahahah
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Syffer
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#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D
Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.
Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.
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super_sooshi
| 0
Did you leave him with the bill for the food?
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