Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML
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leearm104
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.
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smdrager
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We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.
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green_199
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Sleep with his best friend.
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deadkenn8
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you deserve it for eating at applebees.
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Danger716
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^ Win
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BauerMegan
| 31
Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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lpaul49
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Shit on his chest.
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Jimboom
| 11
Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"
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leearm104
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.
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buckstop1
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Geez take a joke. I don't think #3 was being serious.
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bitchh_fml
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What the fuck.
I agree with the first poster.
Sleep with his best friend.
I agree with the first poster.
Sleep with his best friend.
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smdrager
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We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.
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bigcrazymike
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It's not always good for guys. That's a common misconception. What's the big deal? At least he was honest.
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Gawain_fml
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Haha....you know, you'd probably be a better fuck if you got a sense of humor. Bet he was joking.
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vyktor_fml
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That's what I was thinking. I think if we knew the rest of this conversation, this wouldn't be an FML.
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formosababie
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LOL what the fuck number 2 hahahah
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Syffer
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#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D
Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.
Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.
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super_sooshi
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Did you leave him with the bill for the food?