By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States
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you deserve it for eating at applebees.
^ Win
Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Shit on his chest.
Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.
Geez take a joke. I don't think #3 was being serious.
We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.
Haha....you know, you'd probably be a better fuck if you got a sense of humor. Bet he was joking.
LOL what the fuck number 2 hahahah
#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.
We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.