By JC12345 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"

By  Syffer  |  0

#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D

Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.