FML : Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It...

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JC12345 - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 04:35 / United States

Intimacy

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By leearm104 | 4

#2209880 - Sunday 20 March 2011 6:51

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

By smdrager | 0

#39996 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:43

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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By green_199 | 0

#39973 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:11

Sleep with his best friend.

deadkenn8 | 0

#985345 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:30

you deserve it for eating at applebees.

Danger716 | 0

#1472026 - Wednesday 29 September 2010 6:14

^ Win

BauerMegan | 31

#5518011 - Sunday 2 June 2013 22:02

Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

By lpaul49 | 0

#39980 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:22

Shit on his chest.

By Jimboom | 11

#39987 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:28

Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"

leearm104 | 4

#2209880 - Sunday 20 March 2011 6:51

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

buckstop1 | 37

#6369987 - Monday 3 August 2015 15:30

Geez take a joke. I don't think #3 was being serious.

By bitchh_fml | 0

#39988 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:33

What the fuck.
I agree with the first poster.
Sleep with his best friend.

By smdrager | 0

#39996 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:43

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

By bigcrazymike | 6

#39997 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:45

It's not always good for guys. That's a common misconception. What's the big deal? At least he was honest.

By Gawain_fml | 0

#40003 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:49

Haha....you know, you'd probably be a better fuck if you got a sense of humor. Bet he was joking.

vyktor_fml | 0

#2575474 - Friday 27 May 2011 23:52

That's what I was thinking. I think if we knew the rest of this conversation, this wouldn't be an FML.

By formosababie | 0

#40010 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:55

LOL what the fuck number 2 hahahah

By Syffer | 0

#40013 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:59

#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D

Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.