By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebees for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked "How was it?" he says "It was terrible", to which I said "The food was that bad?" He replies "No, the sex". FML
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leearm104 4
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

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smdrager 0
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We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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green_199 0
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Sleep with his best friend.

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deadkenn8 0
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you deserve it for eating at applebees.

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BauerMegan 31
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Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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lpaul49 0
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Shit on his chest.

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Jimboom 11
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Tell him that he put it in the wrong hole or "that wasn't my you were fucking. It was a hole in the mattress.. I just didn't want to embarrass you by telling you during sex"

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leearm104 4
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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

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buckstop1 37
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Geez take a joke. I don't think #3 was being serious.

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bitchh_fml 0
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What the fuck. I agree with the first poster. Sleep with his best friend.

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smdrager 0
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We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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bigcrazymike 6
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It's not always good for guys. That's a common misconception. What's the big deal? At least he was honest.

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Gawain_fml 0
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Haha....you know, you'd probably be a better fuck if you got a sense of humor. Bet he was joking.

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vyktor_fml 0
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That's what I was thinking. I think if we knew the rest of this conversation, this wouldn't be an FML.

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formosababie 0
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LOL what the fuck number 2 hahahah

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Syffer 0
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#7: that's what I was thinking. That's exactly the kind of joke i'd do :D Of course I'd say it with a tone that implies I'm kidding, and I don't know how that guy said it.

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super_sooshi 0
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Did you leave him with the bill for the food?

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