Dump him, then fuck both girls just to spite him.

Sounds hot

Sometimes the smaller head thinks faster than the larger one.

Dump him and find someone less attractive. He’ll always be more trouble than he’s worth.

And then he was.

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And that people is what you call being a healthy, responsible, mature adult!

That’s what you thought about your wife.

Just sayin’.

And that is why you're single.

You two shouldn't be lusting after other people. Your focus should only be on each other.

Sorry but no normal person wants to hear about their significant other drooling all over another person.

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I wouldn't call it "lusting after other people". It's perfectly natural to find people, other than your significant other, attractive.

When either of us is out with friends, the subject of who one wants to have sex with comes up from time to time. Mostly, it's which celebrities we would have sex with. Sometimes a conversation like the OP's would come up. It never bothers us. I was not aware that this is supposed to bother us. i'm going to have to re-evaluate the last 13 years of my life.

it's fine to have sexual fantasies and sharing it with your significant other!!!! geeze, you're married, not buried!!!

Grant him his wish!

seriously? you're upset by this? get a grip. it was just guys talking. try not to be so insecure.

Where are you, PenguinPal3017? We are all waiting for you to officially declare this a sticky situation.

You have bet money on it haven’t you?

Too much, if you must know! I thought it was a sure thing, a lock.

Ooh, my poor kneecaps!

The real problem starts if your friend starts to date that brunette and brings her to game nights

If he speaks that crudely about women, why do you want to even be with him? He's a jerk.

Guys say that to their guy-friends all the time. Usually without actually meaning it.