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  Bakarra  |  22

Ah 97 I can see it now...OP walks into the room and notices her boyfriend has this stupid ass giggly look on his face and he motions to the other side of the room where there's a doorknob covered in icecream toppings

  KingDead  |  18

-thumbs down- 141 hahah.. I always get negative votes because people don't see the views in my humour.. [or way of being, to be completely off topic] So, it's refreshing sometimes!

By  icepick23  |  12

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  Pleonasm  |  34

What is your big deal? So she has to comply to his every whim?
It doesn't work like that. Relationships are compromises and they're a balance of two people. It can't just be, "I wan't you to suck this chocolate syrup off me now. Do it aready!" No.

  bamagrl410  |  31

3 - If by selfish you mean someone who doesn't do everything you want when you want it, then you'll be sorely disappointed when you enter the real world. Just because OP didn't comply this time doesn't mean she hasn't in other ways. And who knows, maybe the boyfriend is the selfish one. But I don't think there's enough info here for you to make a judgement like that.

By  Pleonasm  |  34

So did he waltz out of the house with chocolate syrup still on his knob then? Ahaha
I've heard of dick cheese but not dick syrup. What next, dick noodles?
Oh no... what have I done.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Damn you Pleo....
Now I'm sitting here thinking of the guy running of with syrup on his knob.

Sigh... Now I question my sexuality.
Where's my mother-in-law shrink.

  Old unused  |  13

Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask and find out?

  capodanno  |  4

I'm with you, I thought "why the hell not?" I'm sure there was a good reason. The only thing I can think of is that it wasn't actually chocolate.