FML : Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the...

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By manymisfortunes / Saturday 4 October 2014 05:43 / Canada - Lachine

Intimacy

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By sydneysays | 15

#6080930 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:34

That's one way to get fingered

By mangasempai | 11

#6080924 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:32

I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.

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By leviheichou | 15

#6080918 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:30

Ouch

AddictGamer | 16

#6080926 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:32

What an original waste of a first comment. Sorry OP, hope you get better! :)

mangasempai | 11

#6080928 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:33

Such a well-thought out response, you totally earned a Noble Prize for such insight and humour expressed in your wise response to such phenomena. I applaud you.

AddictGamer | 16

#6080941 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:45

Oh! What a blunt sarcastic response! Thank you for your eagerness to try to shut me down. It was fun.

Jaevwyn | 17

#6080947 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:52

By nini047 | 6

#6080919 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:30

Woh, hope you are alright!

mangasempai | 11

#6080929 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:34

You hope she is alright? It's not like her finger was just crushed by a thin glass window. Of course she is alright...

Paultheouctopus | 13

#6080934 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:37

I guess she is typing this herself.

HersheySquirts | 17

#6081170 - Saturday 4 October 2014 22:00

"Well mom...what had happened was..."

By ostfaiz | 17

#6080921 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sarah5745 | 41

#6081006 - Saturday 4 October 2014 18:40

Op, you must've had the car running in order for the windows to move, so why don't you turn on the air conditioning instead?

wanted_2_want | 40

#6081015 - Saturday 4 October 2014 18:50

The literal definition of "LOVE HURTS"

By mangasempai | 11

#6080924 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:32

I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.

Puffytruffles | 18

#6080939 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:42

Would you have the window all the way down?

cocacola999 | 27

#6080940 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:44

Guess the sex was amazing enough for OP not to notice.

mangasempai | 11

#6080942 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:45

Hell yea, I tried that myself and the heat is excruciating. On top of that, all the windows would get fogged up and we would feel like suffocating. I rolled down all the windows.

Namenlos_fml | 20

#6081907 - Sunday 5 October 2014 20:57

The way I read it was the window was just cracked. There would have been no time to react.

By sydneysays | 15

#6080930 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:34

That's one way to get fingered

stevenN659 | 24

#6080949 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:55

pun very much intended I see. I like your sense of humour.

Oyas12 | 14

#6132352 - Monday 1 December 2014 23:22

#18 perfect profile picture

By Paultheouctopus | 13

#6080931 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:35

Too bad there was no protection for your fingers. FYL.

By ZoroMiHawk | 24

#6080933 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:37

Taking rough sex to the next level

By Jaevwyn | 17

#6080945 - Saturday 4 October 2014 16:51

I suppose "get a room" would work here

By kianerssss | 7

#6080951 - Saturday 4 October 2014 17:00

How about keeping the air conditioner on????

Enslaved | 36

#6081000 - Saturday 4 October 2014 18:25

You're absolutely right. Because in order for the power windows to work, the car had to be turned on anyways.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6081156 - Saturday 4 October 2014 21:24

in my car, there's an accessory setting where just the windows and radio work, then "on" where the AC just runs, and you have to start the car for it to blow cold.