Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each...

By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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Weirded out

By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML

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By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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Is it a fetish or just gross?

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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Downhill

By worthless - 03/04/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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Chfanfiction 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:36

Hey, don't knock people's fetishes. There are much, much weirder ones. Be lucky he's got one that's easy to do and not THAT messed up. And what's the big deal? Yes, it's a tad weird, but there are worse.

meanie_monday 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:35

You asked for it...

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:25

You should be happy he doesn't have a worse fetish. A lot of people have weird fetishes, that doesn't mean that they can't have ordinary sex.

thyaftermath 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:27

**** that is just weird. Well, some things were just never meant to be shared. IF little mr. freespirit wants to share, dont expect people to understand and be cool about it. they will ACT cool, but its nots okie. no.

lightburns 10

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:27

I have a fetish for being tied up and physically forced... a fairly common fetish. If I was having a conversation with someone, especially my girlfriend, and we were revealing our deepest secrets, I would not be happy if she thought her life was ****** because I had a fetish! It's not like you HAVE to do that. And if you did, you'd make him very happy, and he'd owe you an act of whatever you wanted. If you don't, so what? Just say that you accept him for who he is, but that you are not comfortable with it. No reason to refuse having sex with him! **** his life.

rkr7 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:32

Don't. His life is better now, now that he knows his ex was so self centered and not accepting of him as a prson. The same goes for all of you who are commenting about how pathetic HE is. It's not like you don't have some weird fetish. All you're doing is showing how INsecure you are by making fun of someone else. This is all why the world is such a bad place.

freudianego 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:30

You ******* self-centred arrogant little coward. Have you no loyalty? How can he ever trust you when he tells you his darkest secrets and you laugh about it behind his back on the internet of all places. You are worthless, and I would spit in your face if you bled to death in the street.

xrayrayx 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:33

**** you OP for being such a bitch about his fetish. i hope he dumps your ass after he reads this. you little cuntfucker. how could you do that to him after he tells you his DEEPEST SECRET. burn in hell you bitch. burn.

servili007 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 1:05

I think I just spotted the OP's BF ^^

cracktus 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:34

I also have a diaper fetish. I told my girlfriend about it toward the beginning of the relationship. I would be very leery of letting my fetish remain hidden so far into a relationship. In case of something like ^ happening.

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:35

Thats a pedo fetish.

anonacs 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:35

to anyone that says she's wrong for posting this on the internet, go **** yourself. its anonymous. to anyone that thinks she's in the wrong, you are selfish as **** for thinking. she should accept anything, not everyone is comfortable with adults wanting to see other adults as babies sexually, that's sick.

rkr7 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 0:53

The point is the fact that her boyfriend obviously wasn't FORCING his fetish onto her (They were in a relationship for some time beforehand) and that OP isn't willing to accept him as a person now.

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:26

Not to mention the internet isn't *nearly* as anonymous as you'd like to think.

jimmyjamesyall 4

Friday 11 February 2011 2:41

listen, they're clearly not sexually compatible. he should go out and find a normal person who didn't grow up in a Mormon household. either that or OP got molested and now is uncomfortable with sex in general. either way she should kill herself for being such a giant ****.