Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML
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10nachoman10
| 24
How unfortunate, although they were trying to help, perhaps a professional was need!
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Ian7890
| 23
Hey at least you have some good friends that actually tried to do something nice for you.
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10nachoman10
| 24
How unfortunate, although they were trying to help, perhaps a professional was need!
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TrueTriage
| 16
Ha professional?! With carpentry?! Grab a hammer, duct tape, your best friend, beer, and some nails that's all the professionalism you need according to most guys with a home project
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falloutboy97
| 16
Am I the only one who thinks OP is trying to insinuate that her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend..?
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turdlett
| 4
33, yea you are the only one. it's about them building a crappy porch.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
How the fuck did you get that from reading the fml? I see absolutely nothing in the story that would make you think that. If I build an ikea rocking chair wrong, it must mean I was banging more than just the chair! Genius!
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Spider_Web
| 11
I actually pictured the "best friend" to be a guy
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Ian7890
| 23
Hey at least you have some good friends that actually tried to do something nice for you.
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nourHERE
| 15
Well it's always good to be different
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123man
| 11
Hey, don't complain! It's the thought that co - Oh, god! Get help! I fell and broke my leg!
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LaughinStock
| 16
"Help I have fallen and I can't get up". They made fun of me when I got life alert but you'll all see one day!
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SrakaSrakasta
| 20
Life alert?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
An American(?) commercial product that's like a panic button you wear as jewelry. Press the button and it summons ambulance, etc.
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Kayaytea
| 18
They are very creative...
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vffjvsegb
| 11
The thought that counts?
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HowieDoIt
| 21
You porch child! I'm sorry that happened but at least you have friends who care about you.
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ShadowWolfoxImp
| 18
yeah... they are not diy-ers, more like.... "should have used more than a wiki how"... don't walk on that porch without protection.
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tommylover842
| 23
I always use a condom when walking on precarious porches.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
on the condominium?
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blcksocks
| 19
I am leaning towards this being a huge fail
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Anyb0dyTh
| 8
:D
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Am I the only who's played Injustice, that feels uneasy around these two?
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Anyb0dyTh
| 8
The porch is fine. It's the rest of your house that has issues! :D
Lol. Hope they fix it for you. :)
Lol. Hope they fix it for you. :)