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By  geod69  |  8

Brown noser

  The_Hitdude  |  12

That isn't what brown nosing means. Brown nosing is when someone is kissing another person's ass to the point that their nose turns brown. Neither OP nor the son are doing far as the FML is concerned, anyway.

  Jaxx66  |  21

Sure 69, you could try. Then you'd be out of a job and paying legal fees after it got laughed out of court. Seriously??? Sue?? Money waster and whiner, you are if you want to sue for things like that.


Every time I hear the word brown noser, I think of The Lizzie McGuire movie from when I was little, but after hearing 10's definition of the word, my childlike perception of that movie will forever be tainted.. I still love Miss Ungermyer though :)

  fromthesuck  |  8

He really could have said no. Even in the military I have never once been told that I have to drive someone home in my vehicle. If he decided to feed into his boss's plan it's really on him. Simply saying you don't have the fuel or your clutch is wearing our would have dobe

  Annis_x3  |  7

18- Just because they shouldn't waste money, doesn't mean the boss should use his status to take advantage of OP. "Oh, I didn't know you're leaving now! WOW, what a coincidence, you can drop off my son on your way home!" Cheap. What if OP had a previous engagement?

  iliketurdles  |  7

Dude, relax. It's okay.

Why do so many apologise for making a bad comment?
I think people are so scared to make a mistake on FML in fear they will be crippled with humiliation and condescending finger pointing, especially by some of the regulars. Honestly, it's not the end of the world if you make a mistake. Or even if you say something that not everybody likes. It's not a popularity contests. Just be yourself and speak freely, I'm sure someone will appreciate that.

  downtime  |  12

...People kinda do that in everyday life too. It tends to make sense because you apologise for misunderstanding as you made a mistake. I suppose you could switch it up every now and then and just bitchslap anyone who notices, but I don't know how well that would go down.

  itsame0987  |  18

Finally someone said don't give him a ride.

Even if it is a lie op just say you have some previous engagement, and taking him home would be out of the way.

  RaggleFrock  |  13

No. But a similar FML was on here back last year where a girlfriend had one of her boyfriends kidneys and then she dumped him.

Personally, I don't care for offal.

  The_Hitdude  |  12

9-I actually heard about that this morning. What an asswipe. It reminded me of an episode of Lost where Locke's 'dad' conned him into donating his kidney to him. A sad story indeed.

By  llamafish  |  25

Lock the son in your basement and hold him hostage until you get better working conditions.

If your boss doesn't want him back, now have a personal servant to do your bidding?