Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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Streeet_hayley
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He wants to eat you...no mistake.
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InfinityCross
| 1
Neither. Get him a dictionary
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
He wants to eat you...no mistake.
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melchibr_fml
| 0
Loosen the cap and place the BBQ bottle upside down. When he goes to pick it up, BBQ sauce will spill everywhere :)
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beckybecks20
| 8
Fried.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
Cannibalism, actually quite common in my family..
I moved out.
I moved out.
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Brice28_fml
| 10
Don't worry maybe he left a couple words out and he wants to have a BBQ with you!
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datoismyname
| 22
Umm I don't think that you needed to restate that. I'm pretty sure everyone got it.
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widder
| 0
One FRIED coworker a day keeps the docter away!
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GoingCommando93
| 14
Or just be careful, don't mess up, and either show him your a good worker, confront him. More solutions to it than just quit
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eurostar710
| 11
I don't get it...
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the17doctor
| 12
Someone should tell the OPs boss to boil him, not fry him, as it will be much healthier.
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rallets
| 22
hes probably gonna have you with some fava beans and a nice chianti fft fft fft fft fft
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blackheart24
| 10
British people have big noses.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
121 - big noses = big brains
^_^
you have a Michael Jackson post op. nose don't you?
Okay wtf? 121 isn't here anymore according to my phone.
^_^
you have a Michael Jackson post op. nose don't you?
Okay wtf? 121 isn't here anymore according to my phone.
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FarSide
| 22
Maybe he prefers you FRIED instead of half-baked.
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Brice28_fml
| 10
69- I know but it's people like you that decide to say stuff back that makes me thrive to annoy you! Hope you flip out on me!
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ballwiz24
| 0
Im lost. Why would he give his boss BBQ sauce?
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SadGirl18
| 16
Cuz his boss put the word "fried"
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tatababe
| 1
Now I kinda want to eat OP
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InfinityCross
| 1
But fried is how the boss likes it ;)
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Pull the best prank ever... One that would get you fired, the day before... Or just use all your paid days off
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
But isn't barbeque sauce for, you know, barbecuing? I haven't heard of frying anything with it.
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Brutalus420
| 5
207- Your stupid.
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tsmit
| 4
Put your two weeks in dude. Thats harsh.
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AngryCanadian
| 0
Resign? So he doesn't qualify for unemployment? Yeah, that's smart.
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odexy
| 12
But he's going to get eaten! You don't get E.I when you're poop.
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Mmm Kentucky Fried Co-Worker
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gojira666
| 7
But resignations look better on resumes.
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theTrollGuy
| 7
Its a plan. U mad?
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
At least you have time to consider what to say to him when he fires you
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Daralea
| 21
Unless the boss starts by saying "Hey, could you check if that giant wok is hot yet?"
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Or even a giant frying pan
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Daralea
| 21
True...but you can't escape from a giant non-stick wok
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Or if the frying pans big enough you couldn't escape from it either
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Daralea
| 21
Now you're just being ridiculous.
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Nuahavizu
| 17
Daralea wins. You win 20 internets.
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chupacabra141
| 9
No, no, no, when he FRIES him.
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joee182
| 3
give him the letter then throw the bbq sauce in his face. go out out big!
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Yeah I'd go out with a bang
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HarveyMalone
| 0
Or a sizzle....
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josh5634
| 0
i see what you did there.
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egrodo
| 0
What if the BBQ sauce was in a glass bottle? Wouldn't want assault on record.
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HaloReachIsCool
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Y U NO LIEK BBQ?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Y I rich, u not?
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pfx2_fml
| 15
Learn to spell
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Haha nice try, you were buried before both of us! ^
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Nuahavizu
| 17
That means that racism beats sarcasm yet again. I don't know weather to clap or try to shuffle away awkwardly o.o
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rallets
| 22
Y U NO LAUGH AT JOKE?
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emodude44
| 0
Y THIS LAME ASS JOKE FUNNY?
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
It is because of comments such as these that I have begun to find myself increasingly fearful for the future of the human species. To be blunt, I would to inform everyone that participates in this manner of writing that it is neither cute nor smart, nor appreciated or smiled upon. In fact, it may be to your great advantage to learn that it makes you appear frightfully uneducated and utterly obtuse. I lament to feel the need to inform you that you are not 16th century Russian peasants (though your literacy skills speak otherwise) so for the sake of all those who receive the unfortunate experience of reading your comments - if not your own - I implor you to stop acting as though you are. Thank you and I sincerely hope you realize the intention behind the wording of this comment, for otherwise I fear I may likely end up buried.
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iliketurdles
| 7
136, Cool story bro. Tell it again.
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KiddNYC1O
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Holy shit. Cool story, bro.
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ollallie
| 0
136... Y U STORY HURT MY HEAD???
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ollallie
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136 Y U STORY HURT MAH HEAD???
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shay1813
| 0
Y U SO UPP TITE?
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NirvantioNxTFR
| 1
That was an awesome story! 136 should write a book!
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
So..... Yeah. The "intention behind the wording of [the] comment" Wasn't grasped I take it?
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rallets
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hey guys, hang on, i think #151 is gonna tell his cool story again. continue
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rallets
| 22
#136, i think your story missed something too which makes your entire epic essay a complete fail. "To be blunt, I would [like] to inform everyone" was probably what you wanted. so sorry, but better luck next time.
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HaloReachIsCool
| 6
Y U NO FERSTAND TEH WAY OV DE TROLL €_€
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midgetMANjay
| 7
he might prefer ketchup though...
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
True. It's not like you'd be barbecued. BBQing is not frying; it is smoking meats for hours.
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SkardeyKat
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Mmmm... Chicken fried employee...
*Homer drool*
*Homer drool*
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arlo1024
| 0
Lol hitler cat
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podsy
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Let him fire you do you can collect. Oh and I would call him on it.
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iAmPaul
| 49
Wait... what?
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
You can't collect if you're fired, only if you're laid off.
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GraveRobber14
| 13
He meant to say "Let him fire you SO you can collect. Oh and I would call him on it." he just hit "d" instead of "s".
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krad204
| 21
Better start marinating yourself...