FML : Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me...

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Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Janet / Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:02 / United States

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By deadlyill | 0

#24641 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

just so you know that is illegal
for some one in power to make you do something
such as that

By drybamboo | 0

#24617 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:09

His name's Michael Scott, isn't it.

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By XAMezaki | 0

#24608 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:07

I personally probably wouldn't have done it. That's NASTY

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vollyball921 | 0

#979143 - Monday 12 April 2010 23:37

gross!!! wut a terrible boss!!!

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Asstazztic | 8

#1039602 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:21

I would have just walked out

By tanmandown | 0

#24610 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:07

I think he's hitting on you.

By drybamboo | 0

#24617 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:09

His name's Michael Scott, isn't it.

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SoccerForTheWin | 5

#3818104 - Monday 2 January 2012 5:00

Hahahahahahahaha but dwight would have already volunteered

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foreverboredZ | 4

#5054515 - Thursday 18 October 2012 4:19

ahhh I love this show reference!

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blueyekai | 17

#6565236 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 5:38

I won't *lye*, it probably is ;)

By deadlyill | 0

#24641 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

just so you know that is illegal
for some one in power to make you do something
such as that

By Greg101 | 0

#24644 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

I'm pretty sure your boss can't ask you to do something like that.

By ilvtaylorlautner | 0

#24646 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

nasty.

By hootch | 0

#24653 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:17

he can't do that.

By JuJu_fml | 0

#24655 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:19

i think i vomited a little at the thought of that.

By blackfiredudette | 0

#24670 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:23

That's just not right.

By jim_witness | 0

#24672 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:24

Tell him you have a fungal infection under your nails.

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