By crapules - 23/12/2008 04:18 - France

Today, my boss asked me, "Can I give you some constructive criticism?" I said yes. He told me, "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 932
You deserved it 3 690
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jim_witness 0
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You can retort: "I find you unmotivating and unskilled as a manager. You have no people skills and require a stronger mouthwash. A good manager can facilitate anyone. You are a poopy-head."

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diskincluded 0
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Apparently you were wrong, he can't give you constructive criticism.

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thatonekid2010 0
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you should use that advice to your advantage.

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apfunction 0
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for what? my god, people try to sue over ANYTHING these days.

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runtothehills 0

well, at least we are suing and not smoking weed.

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tomtm7 0
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#21, its called multitasking

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kasumirock 13
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you can't sue your boss because YOU have a shitty work performance.

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ashleylucky16 6
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#28...you are clearly boss...WINNING!

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Adam_B 0

That's the point at which you offer to eave if you're such a problem. Of course, being that it's so sudden, maybe 3 months' severance with ful benefits? I think when someone says something like that, he's trying o get you to quit because lots of places, it's real hard to fire someone. Good compromise is mutual resignaton with benefits.

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22cute 17

That rarely happens in the US. The benefits & severance pay.

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jim_witness 0
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You can retort: "I find you unmotivating and unskilled as a manager. You have no people skills and require a stronger mouthwash. A good manager can facilitate anyone. You are a poopy-head."

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tbeaun 0

Does this guy sugar-coat everything??

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diskincluded 0
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Apparently you were wrong, he can't give you constructive criticism.

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raidos 0
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I can only hope to be like him one day

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ashleylucky16 6
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Agreed. Well if he at some point in his life went trans-gender that is.

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prettygirlsonly 0

#8 So, you hope you can be a complete ignorant... thts not the way to treat human beings and its not, obviously, the way to motivate your employees. About the FML: WHT A JERK!

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fear_is_here 0

I'm sorry I didn't think you'd put it on the Internet oh well thou do suck your fired

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lives_ppl 0

lol i love how you wrote this with such awful spelling and grammar

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brunoisbeast 0
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constructive? I think not

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