FML : Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I...

Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fucked - / Friday 14 March 2014 19:40 / Canada

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By VicRC | 7

#5885067 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:40

sorry to hear that, but maybe you should start looking for a new job

By Vanillanougat | 14

#5885071 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:41

It sucks how bosses just hunt for any reason at all to fire people when the company is doing poorly. Wrong place, wrong time...

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By VicRC | 7

#5885067 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:40

sorry to hear that, but maybe you should start looking for a new job

zandalee | 19

#5885118 - Saturday 15 March 2014 2:15

Or carefully document all conversations by email and report the bastard to the powers that be.

By ChenEighty | 20

#5885069 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:40

I would submit a report on Human Resource theory

By Vanillanougat | 14

#5885071 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:41

It sucks how bosses just hunt for any reason at all to fire people when the company is doing poorly. Wrong place, wrong time...

By SymphonyGrrl | 12

#5885072 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:41

Maybe he should be working on making the company better rather than yelling at his employees...

_kyleG_ | 34

#5885151 - Saturday 15 March 2014 3:19

You can't expect such a self-centered man to care about anything other than himself and his career :/

_kyleG_ | 34

#5885152 - Saturday 15 March 2014 3:20

Unfortunately, you can't expect such a self-centered bastard to care about anything besides himself or his own career.

_kyleG_ | 34

#5885685 - Saturday 15 March 2014 16:29

Sorry about the double comment- I thought I deleted my first one!

Coryj1220 | 15

#5885821 - Saturday 15 March 2014 19:21

Is that not how you make a company better?

By Simbaby | 23

#5885074 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:42

Wow he's an asshole. That's not a reason to lay you off.

By LadyQuantum | 7

#5885075 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:42

That is one thing you should NEVER admit...... If you want to keep your job.

OysterPearls | 33

#5885141 - Saturday 15 March 2014 2:57

Honesty is the best policy!

chinaski7628 | 32

#5885155 - Saturday 15 March 2014 3:24

I feel like accurate reports on sales are probably important to most businesses and not something anybody within the company should lie about if they want to keep their job and improve company sales.