By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
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Boy he must have really milked the situation to convince you that your bovine fear was irrational. He sounds like he must have given you some cheesy advice, to mootivate you over the fence. Unfortunately, you were udderly out of luck when attacked by a cow. I wouldn't call you a cow-ard. Just a pussy. Whoops. That's a cat.

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lmao i hope your ok!

Boy he must have really milked the situation to convince you that your bovine fear was irrational. He sounds like he must have given you some cheesy advice, to mootivate you over the fence. Unfortunately, you were udderly out of luck when attacked by a cow. I wouldn't call you a cow-ard. Just a pussy. Whoops. That's a cat.

Of all things, why are you afraid of cows?

I wish I was there to watch...

Cows = Winning

fuckka youu chicken... fuckaa you cooow..

ahaha that one was so funny :D

South Park refrence, nice...

why didn't you moooooove out of the way?

Damn nature, you scary!

72- umm wuhh??

did you go cow tipping? That usually results in running away from the bigger cows. Haven't you seen Cars the movie? ;)

must have been a bull. cows aren't naturally aggressive. unless they've been abused by humans and have some sort of grudge with them, but thats highly unlikely. we have about 170 cows and when we check on them we walk around and pet them and hand feed them and there all really glad to see us.

no no its DAYYYYUUUMM NATUREE U SCCURRYY !!!

moo bitch, get out the hay

Were you trying to plank on the cow?

If the op is scared of cows, does he eat beef?

that would be epic!

Don't ever let ur friend talk u into something again

why not that'll make a good story later on.

peer pressure

bad form win it comes to jumping fences...

2 why not? I like his friend. All his friend try to do was help OP conquer his fear and OP is fine. If you read the FML carefully all he did was run away and jump over a fence "head first" the way it's supposed to be done. 8)

I think there a lot less scary in between some sesame hamburger buns. or a nice big hunk of heavily herbed sirloin steak. eating something helps you overcome the fear of it I find. for instance, my grandpa scared me like crazy. but now, problem solved!

im not scared of ur grandpa anymore either...he tasted like he was past his prime though

smart up. you do it late at night when they are sleeping!!! you can even cow tip!!!! lol

Cows do nap standing up, but they're pretty aware in that state. I don't commend trying to tip cows =|.

I don't know why OP didn't just stand at the fence and wait till the cows came up to him/her. Cows are pretty curious animals, they would of came up and tried to sniff him/her maybe even lick OPs hand. OP would have had a better experience.

Not all cows are curious. Ours will always just stare at you and ignore you. Except the roping cows which will chase you if they can lol.

I only tip them If they have great service

It's really rare that a cow sleeps standing up

Dude, don't go to Spain. There you'll be fucked for the rest of your life

I didn't know that there are lots of Pamplona fans in here.

so...I take it you're still afraid of cows? sorry op, that sucks.

Out of every animal in the world...a cow?

hey it's a rational fear! they're huge animals, and maybe op had a bad experience in the past

Well that was your fault! But I hope you're okay!(:

thats what you get for bowing to peer pressure

HE HAD MAD COW DISEASE. :O

oops I mean "even though I'm not afraid of cows" my bad

You kind of didn't reply to your own post.

I was rather confused for a while.

gahhh.. fml on my ipod is totally messed up :(

dude... you're really stupid. even if I wasn't afraid of cows I still wouldn't do that!

scared of a cow? really, why?

They're big, ugly and drool over your clothes. i still don't get why anyone would be afraid of cows, but those are usually the reasons.

But honestly, how would a fear of cows have a negative effect on someone? They're not exactly common house pets.

Depends on were you live; In the netherlands there are fields with cows everywhere. In drenthe anyways.

These fears are irrational. they can't be helped, and sometimes don't seem to make sense at all, hence the "irrational." There are a lot of irrational fears, like peanut butter, for example, some people are afraid of peanut butter. I have irrational fears of heights and spiders, which are more common. However, they can't really help or explain why they are afraid of cows.

so you don't like milk,ice cream,and butter?

exactly, cows aren't wild animals, and they're not aggressive.

gahhh i meant even thought i'm not afraid. i was really tired.. typo haha

Cows don't droll I've lived on a farm my whole my lie and I have never seen a cow droll

I can't personally say why anyone else would be afraid of them but I know I am afraid of cows due to an early simi-traumatic experience with them.