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By  Keyman1212  |  14

Boy he must have really milked the situation to convince you that your bovine fear was irrational. He sounds like he must have given you some cheesy advice, to mootivate you over the fence. Unfortunately, you were udderly out of luck when attacked by a cow. I wouldn't call you a cow-ard. Just a pussy. Whoops. That's a cat.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

Boy he must have really milked the situation to convince you that your bovine fear was irrational. He sounds like he must have given you some cheesy advice, to mootivate you over the fence. Unfortunately, you were udderly out of luck when attacked by a cow. I wouldn't call you a cow-ard. Just a pussy. Whoops. That's a cat.

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  rainbo955  |  0

must have been a bull. cows aren't naturally aggressive. unless they've been abused by humans and have some sort of grudge with them, but thats highly unlikely. we have about 170 cows and when we check on them we walk around and pet them and hand feed them and there all really glad to see us.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

2 why not? I like his friend. All his friend try to do was help OP conquer his fear and OP is fine. If you read the FML carefully all he did was run away and jump over a fence "head first" the way it's supposed to be done. 8)

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  dolphincheddar  |  10

I think there a lot less scary in between some sesame hamburger buns. or a nice big hunk of heavily herbed sirloin steak. eating something helps you overcome the fear of it I find. for instance, my grandpa scared me like crazy. but now, problem solved!

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  CatEyes66  |  0

I don't know why OP didn't just stand at the fence and wait till the cows came up to him/her. Cows are pretty curious animals, they would of came up and tried to sniff him/her maybe even lick OPs hand. OP would have had a better experience.

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  luvppl  |  6

These fears are irrational. they can't be helped, and sometimes don't seem to make sense at all, hence the "irrational." There are a lot of irrational fears, like peanut butter, for example, some people are afraid of peanut butter. I have irrational fears of heights and spiders, which are more common. However, they can't really help or explain why they are afraid of cows.

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