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Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

By no cake for me - / Wednesday 7 November 2012 07:31 / United States - Jackson Heights
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By  DocBastard  |  38

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By  JustJumped  |  22

New best friend time. Just go anyway and get really drunk

By  Larawk  |  8

Ambush the wedding!

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  Larawk  |  8

What I meant to say was... Take a shit in their wedding cake!

By  DocBastard  |  38

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  loserman67  |  35

WOW... short and sweet and accurate. That's why you are the Master Doc, I bow to your greatness.

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Actually I see it as this supposed best friend is a bitch. Not inviting your supposed friend then possibly/supposedly lying to them? That seems pretty bitchy to me. Or, they both are. Really none of us know. All we can decipher is that it was very rude to not invite someone regardless of who they are or how they are as a person. If you know them pretty well, they should be invited. (of course, unless they're a raving lunatic or a serious alcoholic that is a mad/crazy drunk.) For the most part, you invite though you know well. End of story.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Dang it, Man, leave that shit where it is! Why are you wiping other people's noses? Is this some new fetish of yours that you haven't told me about?

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  gc327072  |  29

Baustigt, it is our duty to wipe the noses of those too busy asskissing to do so on their own. Kinda like limiting soda sizes for those who can't contain themselves.

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  crazytwinsmom  |  25

So you invite all your ex boyfriends / girlfriends? You know them pretty well! You can invite who you want, especially if you don't want a huge wedding. People who invite every person they know are just doing it for the gifts. Tacky. But OP thinking they were BFs is obviously mislead.

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  DocBastard  |  38

This is not the first time that RussianFox has admonished someone for complimenting me. Interesting. Why is that? It's almost like you have a bone to pick or something.

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  RussianFox  |  13

72- I don't like kiss-ups if you don't like that its your problem, not mine. There is a fine line between complementing and downright brown-nosing. I'm not giving you special attention.

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  GirlOnFire143  |  6

We don't even know if OP really is an annoying bitch. Her friend should have confronted her about it in the first place instead of lied! One of my "friends" referred to me as an annoying bitch because I'm quiet - it doesn't make me one.

By  Jeffo193  |  13

Either she's being a bitch and is the sort of person whose wedding doesn't deserve your presence...or you are an annoying bitch and totally deserve it :-P

By  couturedoll  |  7

Hey, at least she was trying to let you down easy. Maybe it's not entirely her fault- why would she want someone that she can't stand at supposedly the best day of her life? Maybe she's right, and you are a bitch and do deserve it, or maybe she's just bridezilla. We don't know the whole story.

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