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By OhLorrrddd - / Thursday 7 February 2019 08:00 / Australia
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By  ajh1800  |  24

First of all, why would you just keep your headboard broken for 2 years? Especially since you live with your parents and you're partaking in activities that cause it to make loud noises? Second of all, if you weren't gonna get it fixed, everyone knows you put a pillow behind the head board to stop the noise from happening, and Thirdly, I agree with the person who said LOCK THE DOOR. Especially since, once again, you live with your parents.

By  RichardPencil  |  27

I just can’t get past the pretentious and pointless use of “officially.”

Was there some government Headboard Inspector who declared the OP’s “bed head” as being inoperative, substandard or not “up to code?”

With this bugging me, I couldn’t concentrate on the rest of the story.

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By  julfunky  |  26

Having sex with a headboard that bangs against the wall in the same house your Christian father is? You’re practically asking to get caught. Rooms aren’t sound proof.

By  Sinshine  |  25

I wonder what it being unofficially broken would look like. Also, lock the damn door when you're doing something private and don't want people to walk in.

By  Charlie Given  |  20

And just so you know in the U.S. and in most countries you have the human right to privacy and by law your children must have a door and door knob on their room and a locking door when they start puberty so go suck on that you religious assholes 😎