Miscellaneous: Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2009 07:27 - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By Silverfeathery - 02/12/2014 02:06

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 12:21

I'd clap.

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:34

Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)

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xxchilloutxx 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:16

Ouch :|

White667 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 14:41

Idiot. More like.

Exlate 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:19

nah this is nothing to what my friend did. Hes the lead singer for a local band around were i live with a decently sized fan base. During one of their shows at a local bar he turned to do a head bang and at the same time the guitarist decided to jump...Human head meet the head of a guitar. He had a gash in his forehead...only diff from this story is that when my friend kept singing he was a bad ass

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Monday 16 November 2009 19:13

lol. My friend had something similar. He was the guitarist in a fairly popular heavy metal band around Canterbury. The singer pushed the bassist, the bassist fell into my friend, and his fingers played their way up his strings. Sliced his finger wide open. And you want badass? Yea...he kept playing. I'll take his word that playing through Raining Blood with a gashed finger hurts like hell. And OP: YDI. Practice, and don't get up yourself.