FML : Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard...

Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dalistair - / Thursday 23 May 2013 23:25 / United States - High Point

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By CarrieDiaries | 12

#5504657 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:37

Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5504664 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:45

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

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By CarrieDiaries | 12

#5504657 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:37

Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

skellingtonfart | 18

#5504666 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:46

I agree, when I miss someone, I blame them for things they didn't do and break their possessions just so I have an excuse to see them!

Ambient25 | 24

#5504669 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:47

Sounds like a typical visit by Aunt FLow...

jerzjay | 17

#5504687 - Friday 24 May 2013 11:16

Or maybe the woman just went bat-shit crazy

Bakarra | 22

#5504688 - Friday 24 May 2013 11:16

Flow? But she always seemed so nice in those progressive commercials (pun oblivious)

fareith | 15

#5504961 - Friday 24 May 2013 15:56

19 - That sounds about right. She forgot her meds!

RedPillSucks | 31

#5505086 - Friday 24 May 2013 17:19

Erm... Which Aunt Flow are we talking about?
Does she give you a period AND great insurance rates?

Djjooze | 4

#5505175 - Friday 24 May 2013 18:48

Shes probably goint senile give her some fish oils for brain memory and mood

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#5504658 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:38

Wow did she forget her prozac or what?

Bakarra | 22

#5504686 - Friday 24 May 2013 11:15

It could just be that time of the month...

anonymousguy1569_fml_fml | 8

#5504689 - Friday 24 May 2013 11:17

Prozac is usually for depression, OCD, bulimia and PDD. I'd guess she forgot to take an anti-psychotic like Haldol or Thorazine.

zandalee | 19

#5504745 - Friday 24 May 2013 12:13

21- looks like your pussy is a wee bit crazy too... :)

little_one | 20

#5505043 - Friday 24 May 2013 16:41

32- their cat is not crazy! I'm assuming it's some type or British or Scottish fold and they are just adorable!!!!

By yahoowizard | 16

#5504660 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:40

Have your parents back up your story?

zandalee | 19

#5504749 - Friday 24 May 2013 12:15

Actually, have your parents tell her to fuck off! Bloody Aunts getting as crazy as grandparents on FML... What's next!?

djxerxes9000 | 18

#5504763 - Friday 24 May 2013 12:29

Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Thats whats next!

By Rozza17 | 29

#5504663 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:43

She drove four hours to chuck a rage. Wow.

1_4M_A_M49 | 5

#5505457 - Friday 24 May 2013 21:39

Man after such a long ride, I would probably have forgotten what I was suppose to rage about.

anonymous100000 | 17

#6114837 - Monday 10 November 2014 1:57

OP should've called the cops on her

BaDumTsss_fml | 23

#6171769 - Tuesday 13 January 2015 14:30

And I would've stopped for McDonalds halfway through

By Ambient25 | 24

#5504664 - Friday 24 May 2013 10:45

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...