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Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

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Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

I agree, when I miss someone, I blame them for things they didn't do and break their possessions just so I have an excuse to see them!

Sounds like a typical visit by Aunt FLow...

Or maybe the woman just went bat-shit crazy

Flow? But she always seemed so nice in those progressive commercials (pun oblivious)

19 - That sounds about right. She forgot her meds!

Erm... Which Aunt Flow are we talking about? Does she give you a period AND great insurance rates?

Shes probably goint senile give her some fish oils for brain memory and mood

Wow did she forget her prozac or what?

It could just be that time of the month...

Prozac is usually for depression, OCD, bulimia and PDD. I'd guess she forgot to take an anti-psychotic like Haldol or Thorazine.

21- looks like your pussy is a wee bit crazy too... :)

32- their cat is not crazy! I'm assuming it's some type or British or Scottish fold and they are just adorable!!!!

Have your parents back up your story?

Actually, have your parents tell her to fuck off! Bloody Aunts getting as crazy as grandparents on FML... What's next!?

Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Thats whats next!

She drove four hours to chuck a rage. Wow.

Man after such a long ride, I would probably have forgotten what I was suppose to rage about.

OP should've called the cops on her

And I would've stopped for McDonalds halfway through

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

really? does that need convincing

At least she pays you a visit now and then. Im 20 and still haven't met mine!

I'm adopted, are we competing now? Haha

I'm an aborted fetus whose father was killed seconds after my conception, and whose mother died during the process of aborting me.

Well that escalated quickly.

I'm a god whose father was killed by my brother while I was being digested by my father, and whose mother is an inanimate earth.. :(

Well this pattern of jest has fluctuating reception...

My mother is a hampster and my father smells of elderberries!

#64 Omg, yes! That quote works perfectly here. I wonder how many people will know what that's from :P

Behind this is ur cousin's revenge to you for insulting tony hawk. I bet!!!

Rodney Mullen was the best. I guess that means I'm next?

No, the best was Rob Dyrd-- HAHAHAHA... Nope, can't say that without a straight face. My favorite would have to be Danny Way.

*with. Stupid autocorrect.

meanwhile a shopping cart somewhere is counting its blessings.

Your aunt is crazy. Terrifyingly crazy. She might actually need some therapy or something.. That's just not normal.

She's crazy. Enough said.