Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
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glompable
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I think it's dumb that the aunt didn't tell her the foods the kid is allergic to. :/
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kittykat52810
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I feel bad for you because you were just following orders, fyl op
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thefmlinator
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HA BEYOTCH
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WTF_FML_FTW
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your aunt asked you the babysit your cousin?? i'm pretty sure "the" should be "to".
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uhazsquiads
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it's your fault. You should have believed him... But then again I see where you're coming from... He could have been lying but obviously not...
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
lol damn kids,
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SeanFredrick
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Ydi for not asking the parents about which allergies were real.
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FunnyWeasel
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haha, stupid kid, lie and you get fudged up from allergies!
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missmontreal97
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it's not your fault you didn't know and they didn't tell you
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ShorTiE4LyFe
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13- it does say that... lol
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WTF_FML_FTW
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#30 actually before you even made the comment, it said "my aunt asked me THE babysit my cousin".
at least it did for me I swear
at least it did for me I swear
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WTF_FML_FTW
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they must of fixed it or something
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WhyTheFace4
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well now the mom knows he's not lying all the time.
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Shookitup
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you should have asked your aunt what he actually is allergic to.
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Berkies
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YDI for being a pedophile and terrorizing little kids.
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imnotTHATrandom
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#35: i think you are going crazy.
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RTRbryant
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To teach our kid not to lie anymore lets not tell thr babysitter hes allergic to water
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SeanFredrick
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Tell her the story about the boy who cried wolf.
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WTF_FML_FTW
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#48 I'm Not GoiNg cRazY..O_O
no seriously on my iPod it said that so screw you guys I'm goin home.
no seriously on my iPod it said that so screw you guys I'm goin home.
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cruxx
| 0
Cookies? :D
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SeanFredrick
| 3
65 there's a lot of fmls that have typos and eventually the moderaters fix it making everyone who mentioned it look like an idiot.
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WTF_FML_FTW
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#67 your pussy is fat.
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SeanFredrick
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I know I've tryed to get my pussy to tighten up but he's just too lazy.
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WTF_FML_FTW
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#69 ohh! so it's a boy! what's his name?
(lol 69 FTW)
(lol 69 FTW)
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Vanni
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Yes, it said "the" instead of "to". I fixed it. Thanks to the user who mentioned it first!
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WTF_FML_FTW
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MEEEEEEE
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WTF_FML_FTW
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#69 my pussy is really tight. and today he threw up.
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WTF_FML_FTW
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got killed because everyone was retarded...
yeah i've read the book.
yeah i've read the book.
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polopony
| 0
Reminds me of the lesser known fairy tale "The Boy Who Cried Peanut Allergy - But Not Loud Enough Because of a Constricted Trachea"
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cherrypieguy
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^this
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Trupe
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Haha 80 that'd be an awesome bedtime story for the kids.
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nmsm
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haha @19
kid's fault
kid's fault
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Reyo
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@14, I'd rathor believe a grown women who tells me "He does that to get out of eating them" over a 5 year old who tells people he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them.
To be honest, it's more the Aunt's fault. By talking age, she should have gone through the neccessary steps, or been with the kid long enough to find out what he's alergic to and add "Now these are foods he really is alergic to..." at the end of her speech.
And before it becomes an issue, I made the assumption that the kid's 5. He's at least of talking age, I think it's safe to assume that the kid's at least 3 or 4. And don't give me that "Well MY baby's talking at the age of 2" garbage. No he's not. Now get off of FML and pay attention to your 2 year old. He's getting to that awkward age where he's climbing things, AND sticking things down his diaper.
To be honest, it's more the Aunt's fault. By talking age, she should have gone through the neccessary steps, or been with the kid long enough to find out what he's alergic to and add "Now these are foods he really is alergic to..." at the end of her speech.
And before it becomes an issue, I made the assumption that the kid's 5. He's at least of talking age, I think it's safe to assume that the kid's at least 3 or 4. And don't give me that "Well MY baby's talking at the age of 2" garbage. No he's not. Now get off of FML and pay attention to your 2 year old. He's getting to that awkward age where he's climbing things, AND sticking things down his diaper.
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jrgr
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u horrible person. go fuck yourself :)
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alepsych
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Lol I do that... i say I'm allergic to food I hate, like celery
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fallen_fae
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Exactly. YDI, if the aunt already mentioned allergies, you're the one who didn't bother to inquire if he had allergies to anything for real. It's also the aunts fault for not telling OP what the real allergies were without having to be asked.
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MightyGoober
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the boy that cried wolf
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FunnyWeasel
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#78, everybody wasn't retarded, they didn't believe it happened. it goes like this, the boy was bored watching the sheep, so he got this stupid idea to lie to people about a wolf coming to eat his sheep. when the people came, there wasn't any wolf and the boy laughed. the lie worked again and the boy laughed again. then a real wolf came and the boy screamed for help, but the people learned their mistakes and didn't come. the boy was crying because the wolf ate all his sheep. the moral of the story is that nobody is going to believe a liar...when he is telling the truth.
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rileykins
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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suppressed08
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maybe you should remember you have a reaction to the ingredients.
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Arrogance_fml
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2 you are stupid
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rileykins
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lol if you insist.
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anabby62907
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thank you for that 27 :)
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rileykins
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well, logically speaking, he probably wouldn't have said he was allergic if she was a good cook. the fml does say that he says he's allergic to get out of eating foods, correct?
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sramb
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40. Logically speaking, he would say that he was alllergic to the food, because he was. It could have been the most delicious looking thing in the world and he still would say that he couldn't eat it.
As for the OP YDI for not checking to see if he had allergies.
As for the OP YDI for not checking to see if he had allergies.
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RTRbryant
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i am in fact allergic to bad cooking.. u jerk makin fun of my serious condition
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OneHottBaby
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But he was allergic, the op even capatilized it you stupid cunt
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cindybuzz
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#40...even if it was cooked wonderfully, most kids don't want to eat nutrituous meals!
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stephanieface
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it was probably healthy. therefore the kid would have said that he was allergic. don't be a bitch
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articunoftw97
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oh ok that is terrible first
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arsenicalhumor
| 30
Yes it was, and you are third.
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DippinGrizzly907
| 27
Damn kids. This generation is so low in brain power that they can't even count to 3...
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Feedthetroll
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Nice...
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illmatic2
| 16
Wow you gotta listen to kids when they say stuff like that. ydi
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jenny_gaal
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it's the aunts fault for saying that he pretends to be allergic to food that he doesn't want but not clarifying that he actually is allergic to a certain type
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Lizzi_fml
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YDI, clearly! Should've checked with his mum first.
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suppressed08
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so when the mum was saying her son would say he's allergic to anything, she shouldn't at any point have thought 'hmm I should tell her that he IS allergic to xxxxxxxx' ?
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marshbbylove
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you would think so.. maybe her aunt was trying to indirectly poison the kid, more of an F his life.
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kittykat52810
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I feel bad for you because you were just following orders, fyl op
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the_flirttt
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ydi
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Jessi_the_sexii
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psh ydi KFC is the best home-made food. the colonel makes it himself.
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glompable
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I think it's dumb that the aunt didn't tell her the foods the kid is allergic to. :/