By Benji - 13/10/2008 08:32

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
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...but he was naked!!! :D

why did he jump anyway??

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...but he was naked!!! :D

why did he jump anyway??

Christ, I'm an annoying fuckstick.

He was the landlord, its implied that either the rent went up or the OP got kicked out of his/her home/apartment

why the hell did you laugh?

It's kinda hard not to when someone is naked and stuck in a bush.

Why did he jump out the window? If he was trying to commit suicide thats awful for laughing! I'm not sure why else you would jump out a window LOL! Unless you were insane...? But I probably would have laughed too, I laugh when I'm nervous though.

why would you laugh, what? just why would you laugh, it makes no sense to me

So, you evicted yet?

He said WAS my landlord so probably

hahaha. i almost peed my pants. i tell all my friends about this one when they ask about this website. i think its mad funny. (:

you're an ass why would you laugh at anyone who fell out a window, let alone a naked 63-year-old.

There's a fine line between fell, jumped, and was pushed.

I was about to say... "was is the key word". You're strange, why would you laugh at a practically elder man jump out of a window naked.