FML : Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt...

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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 May 2009 08:12 / United States

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By greysgal15 | 0

#162755 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:20

Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet

By Luckster | 0

#162753 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:19

Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...

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By twilighter_644 | 0

#162745 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:18

aw, she loves u guys

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1192041 - Thursday 5 August 2010 05:45

lol

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1250980 - Monday 16 August 2010 08:59

Aren't people so caring at a young age? Also, lights out. I hear a WITCH. :O

MrsRonaldo | 16

#4188070 - Monday 19 March 2012 11:19

Uncle Ant haha anyone else notice?

zebraumicornz | 6

#5078394 - Thursday 25 October 2012 02:38

Does your sweatshirt taste good?

By AnneFTW | 17

#162747 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:18

Hahaha I just love kids XD

chelzy | 0

#1042861 - Friday 25 June 2010 12:44

wow... do I know u from somwhere anne? where do u live?

kaprookie | 3

#1474657 - Thursday 30 September 2010 01:05

#210 your a fucking creep as if she's gonna answer that

LosAngelesGalaxy | 7

#5499162 - Monday 20 May 2013 06:01

That's pretty creepy

By O_fml | 0

#162750 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:19

scary...

By Luckster | 0

#162753 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:19

Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...

By greysgal15 | 0

#162755 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:20

Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet

toxicxflower | 0

#990768 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 07:53

yeah that's true. when I was 6, my concern was finding waldo.

dragonstrike94 | 8

#3449778 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 01:00

Dude I'm still trying to catch that guy

lollovelife0304 | 3

#5043540 - Monday 15 October 2012 02:28

Quite**

Beeboopbeep | 9

#6634607 - Thursday 23 June 2016 07:07

Thank you #238. I had no idea what she was trying to say in her last sentence, this really helped.

By adrenochrome_fml | 0

#162756 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:20

ohh wow. That's gotta hurt

By Fredzter | 0

#162760 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:20

If I were you I'd sleep with my eyes open xD Kids are awesome!! :D

By RhapsodyEternal | 0

#162762 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:21

Wow, that's impressive. The makings of a sociopath... Haha, just kidding ... *coughcough* :/

By Demon_Squirtle | 0

#162763 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:21

Wow she sounds spoiled already. Work on that.

By ArtsySwag | 0

#162766 - Saturday 2 May 2009 09:21

Lol. Wow. Kids say the darndest things.

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