By antwhite1987 - United States - Chicago
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
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  EwahWeeWah  |  21

People like you are so lazy, you can never be bothered to explain to them why something is wrong more than once so you just spank them. Just learn to talk to your child you lazy shit.

  MidnaLink  |  32

It's not about honesty for fuck sake. It's about the fact that she's basically rude as hell and smiled while saying it. I don't need to explain myself to you people.

  chinaski7628  |  32

I don't know why you think kids can't lie easily. I've spent 17 years working with children between the ages of 1 and 19 and they have all lied extensively and easily (well, the ones that could talk). They lie. A lot. They just don't lie well.

By  antwhite1987  |  15

Hey everyone, OP here. In answer to your question, no she isn't lying. I am of a fairly large stature. I'm 6'6" and 300lbs+, and the chair wasn't made for someone my size. It belongs to my parents and they're significantly smaller than me.

I also did not spank her. While I'm not against well deserved spankings, all I did here was tell her that that wasn't a nice thing to say, especially to me lol. Shes 5, and has yet to develop a filter, so I'm just rolling with the punches so to speak, and trying to teach her the best I can.

  torrilupo  |  14

I know she's just a kid, but she's right. You might want to look into shedding some weight so you can be around for her longer. I'm not trying to be mean here, but it's true.