By notout - 17/10/2017 15:00

Today, my 28-year-old brother screamed at me and outed me to our very religious, homophobic parents because I wouldn't let him shock his friend with an electric dog collar. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Your brother needs to be admitted into a psych ward, it sounds like he has some very serious issues.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Well, I hope you're a good liar or your parents might send you to a place where you'll get to enjoy the electric shocks instead.

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Zachary8261 28

Remind him of his age (2 years old) and fucking run.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

What a bitch.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Your brother needs to be admitted into a psych ward, it sounds like he has some very serious issues.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like good harmless fun, why stop him?

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Dave_Davington 33
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Well, I hope you're a good liar or your parents might send you to a place where you'll get to enjoy the electric shocks instead.

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Talented73 54
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Put it on his dick instead.

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really_dad? 14

You should've let him shock himself dead

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really_dad? 14

oops read it wrong. you should let his friend shock him

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RichardPencil 30
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I don’t understand why you’re interfering with your brother’s kink. (Assuming the friend is a consenting adult.)

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newwitch2010 11
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Put the collar on your brothers neck this time.

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DavyJoe 13
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He's definately an asshole for going that far, but why wouldn't you let him shock his friend. Me and my friends did that to each other with an actual taser. It was actually kind of fun. a dog collar should be nothing compared to that.

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OrchidKitten 21
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A shock collar can actually damage your neck and trachea, along with everything in your throat. Especially if someone is dumb enough to keep going with it even when it starts to seriously hurt. And depending on if the friend is as dumb as op's brother, then they probably would.

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