FML : Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm...

Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MessyMal - / Friday 25 December 2009 15:30 / United States

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By stewietm | 0

#736219 - Friday 25 December 2009 19:56

your bro has a sense of humor that's amazing

By JimmyIOCS | 2

#736295 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:43

I occasionally read the comments on here and they're like "That's not an FML, stop whinging.", but imagine if the only ones posted were actually awful ones. It would just be fucking depressing. While this might not be a true "FML", at least it's light hearted and might make you smirk. I'd rather that than summat along the lines of "Today, I had to have both hands amputated. FML".

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By justme21 | 0

#736218 - Friday 25 December 2009 19:55

Well its not like your life is fucked

By stewietm | 0

#736219 - Friday 25 December 2009 19:56

your bro has a sense of humor that's amazing

By lesab734 | 0

#736234 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:02

your life is fucked becaue you had to wake up at 8 and your bro has a sense of humor. wow you have it BADD. get the hell over it

expen_dable | 0

#736438 - Friday 25 December 2009 22:50

"Well, my brother rubbed raw meat all over my body and then sent in wild dogs to wake me up for Christmas, and then raped my presents, and you think you have it bad OP???"

but seriously saying "AHHH UR SO UNGRATEFULZZ!!" all the time gets really annoying; why does one come to a website about complaining and then complain about people complaining

By instantfail | 0

#736235 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:02

Oh wow, you have to get up in the morning. Your life is so f-ed.

By jibjunkie17 | 0

#736238 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:03

thats really funny, sounds like something i would do

By xCrackerx | 3

#736248 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:07

I don't see why Christianity chose to associate Jesus with Saturnalia. I'll say FYL.

By wyld3fyr3 | 3

#736255 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:12

FYL, Christianity sucks

By Back_In_Action | 18

#736259 - Friday 25 December 2009 20:15

Ah, the classic FMLs that really put life in perspective. I mean, really. Getting up in the morning. Remember us in therapy. I'm assuming this went through because it "made the moderators laugh and it was funny". I'll go with that. Cool story, bro.