By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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That is fucking disgusting. I think I hate you for putting the scenario in my head. Also, YDI for absentmindedly playing with your child's snot instead of putting it straight in the trash. Or, say, removing it with a tissue in the first place.

eww that's soo gross!

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eww that's soo gross!

I bet you liked it. if you didn't you wudda spat it out immediatly.

12 has a point

That is sick. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.

You may think it's funny, but it's snot.

well u can't pick ur kids bit u can pick ur kids nose!! lol

40 you would know. hahah :)

@40 That little diddy pre-dates the Disney Channel, sometimes old is new again. You think it's funny but it's not,

@45 how do u pick your kids!!!! It would be awesome if I could

it was her son..... not her friends. read it propeyrly .

I can just imagine what you do with last night's cum boogers

LOL 38.... Im dying here.. Such a lame joke but I can't stop laughing xD

EWWWWWWWWWW

lol at 38 XD

Uh... people have been saying the pick your friends/pick your nose quote for a very long time, probably longer than Disney channel has been around...

I almost threw up

@63 she said CAIN'T pick your kids.

ha I get it #38

Why wouldn't you have used a tissue to begin with? Or thrown in the trash on a tissue immediately? Why would you start playing with it and why would it take a minute before you spit it out? Why??? Disgusting

This is why woman shouldn't drive cars while talking on cell phones. Women phones = absent-minded'ness.

Dude this is nasty! that's disgusting! I like almost puked! :P

#143.. uhhh sexist much ?

hahaha nice one

rofl win #38

Yay, I'm glad everyone liked that. Want to hear the full thing? If you kiss your honey, and her nose is runny, you may think it's funny, but it's snot!

ha! :D that is too funny! :D

@38 lmao I had no idea what u meant by that and everyone's like that was highlarious #38!! and I'm like what?? so after 4 minutes of trying to figure it out I finally got it and couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes because 1. me pparently dumb for no getting joke 2. it was lame which made it highlarious

FUCKING DISCUSTING!

@ kcyrusm, 100% agree, you are absolutely right...

that's amazing.....good job!

@38 you, my friend, are my new hero

@38 Hahahaha XD

@77 just when u think the fml can't get worse... u illustrate that it can! cum boogers = a little bit of vomit!

bad parent dont eat stuff that aint to go inside your mouth!

#71, maybe u should spell "propeyrly".

#38 ohhh I get it(:

Aaargh! Yuk. Concentrate woman.

I just gagged.

omf that iz so grossss!!!

you're not the only one :(

That is fucking disgusting. I think I hate you for putting the scenario in my head. Also, YDI for absentmindedly playing with your child's snot instead of putting it straight in the trash. Or, say, removing it with a tissue in the first place.

i concur..

I agree.

right? thats sooo nasty. why would someone pick the kids nose in the first place? they obviously eat their own if it was so easy for them to roll it around and eat it without thinking about it...

that's what you get for being absentminded.

your effing disgusting.

Ewwww!!! I have a son and I have never done that so YDI that is so gross.

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oral fixation?

well that's disgusting...

haha yes i agree WHY?? hahha