And that's when you said "Dont call the cops, call an ambulance cause I'm about to kick his ass!", right?

The worse part? It was "Bring Your Kid Into Work Day."

Did the others recognize him? Or was he wearing a face mask and removed it when he was arrested?

I think he might have misunderstood the concept of ‘Bank of Mum and Dad’ somewhat don’t you think?

That's horrible! Not only is he a criminal, but he's a stupid criminal. Bank robberies nowadays only average a 4000 dollar take even IF you succeed, which most don't due to the amount of security these days. And at a place where he's likely to be recognized too.

Not too sure about your figures. My bank was robbed of $25,000. They are still looking for the robber two years later.

I asked if they were able to slip a dye pack into the loot and was told that they are not allowed to do that (I assume some kind of law that I didn't know about).

I did say "average". Every once in a while someone does manage to be more successful than most.

Looks like an inside job.

At least he didn't hold you at gun point. That would have been an awkward police report!

It's like the inverse of a Scooby Doo episode: the employee pulls off the mask to reveal his meddling kid

You have been joking about how easy it is for you to rob the bank at home?

Damn, that's bad! You probably shouldn't have talked about your job much at home, like :"I'm counting so much money every day..." :D