By BobsBabe2 - 24/10/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 154
You deserved it 2 843

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Let the smells begin..

saIty 17

Make sure you don't light a lighter.


Let the smells begin..

iarefatal 9

And may the odors be ever in your favor

imavelociraptor 6

Just don't let him invite over his friends Katniss Evergreen and Peeta MellOHMYGOSHYOUSTINK!

Axe isn't really that bad aside from the bodyspray. None of the shampoos I used were over the top. I bounce between Phoenix and Chocolate bodywash + deodorant and while the bodywash may be a bit strong for the first 10 minutes or so, its still not too bad and the deodorant seems to actually work pretty good.

chickenflem 8

Been there smelt that. My brother recently gave up all those.

klol_fml 11

Did he discover it axedentally?

Some axe smells very bad.

Ah freshman year lol

Be careful, axe users spray axe on everything from other people to furniture.

My boyfriend is the same way. I can smell him coming from a mile away! Some of them smell really good, but usually they are a little too strong especially when its complete body care!

saIty 17

Make sure you don't light a lighter.

Miners get black lung disease, tools get axehysema.

Nolonger 11

#2, I think OP should light a lighter....

For some reason teenage boys love axe products. My brother in law is the same way.

may god have mercy on your soul.

seriouslythat 6

3 in high school I would hate when guys would spray it in class and everyone walked out smelling like it the smell wouldn't come off :/

"Ooh, commercial show pretty women like that stuff. Maybe I wear that stuff, pretty women like me too. Me buy! ME BUY NOW!" (Just read that in a cave man accent.)

at 3 We only use that stuff to cover up even worse smells like football pads that we have gone half a season without washing.

But do teenage girls love axe products as well ?

Pyro_Wolf 17

I'm a teenage guy (16) and I hate axe. My friend likes to spray me with his axe body spray to annoy me...

Old Spice deodorant and antiperspirant smells great and doesn't make the whole lockeroom choke. Invest

Old spice reminds me of old dudes. Might just be me though because my grandpa used it.

There's 5-6 new scents for the deodorant at least. They're not as Gramp-ish.

Replace everything of his with bacon scented shower gel, bacon scented shampoo, and bacon scented body spray. Everything will be ok, OP...I promise.

imavelociraptor 6

Don't forget to buy a Rottweiler to go with it.

Well the Rottweiler is a bit extreme...


This is FML nothing is too extreme

joep1 7

That smell must be strong. Be prepared for your nostrils and lungs to burn

ineslovescats 5

Is he aware that girls will not actually go up to him and rub his head like in the commercial?

When I read this, I imagined the girls rubbing the guy's head down south. Then I got outraged on why they would air a commercial like that on tv. But then I realized I just had a fucked up dirty mind.

God dammit that doesn't actually happen!? What the hell am I to do with all these axe products now?

imavelociraptor 6

Give them to OP's son maybe?

does it count that some axe sprays get my girlfriend all over me..?

44, not really. I mean, I've been drinking the stuff for weeks and it's not done anything for me yet. It must work differently if you're in a relationship.

49. drinking it..? that must taste lovely. nice breathe i suppose

I get migraines when I smell axe...

kotana191 8

and your gonna get to know what each of them smells like. all. at. once.

They all smell the same...

kotana191 8

if you get all the same scent, then yes. it does come in different smells ya'know

spikey818 9

Atleast he will smell good and have ladies all over him right?

Please refer to comment 7

imavelociraptor 6

Awww that's so cute! You think girls like it when guys smell like car freshener for people...

Yeah, because every parent wants the "ladies all over" their 13 year-old son...

imavelociraptor 6

107- i do not think that word means what you think it means...


Your poor nose OP! :(

Roguedork19 8

Don't worry op, someday he will grow up and become mature. Then he will use Old Spice.

Yeah man, I switched from axe to old spice and it's certainly a change for the better.

imavelociraptor 6

Like a sir...

Smell like a man, man!

countryrose92 23

This totally cracked me up.

55- Good to know.

dino_cookie4 7

I prefer old spice ( Fiji gel ) deodorant , its waayy better than axe .

Old Spice Denali is my personal favorite. I've had many girls come up to me just to tell me that I smell good with it.