Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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hunterfisher98
| 8
Let the smells begin..
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saIty
| 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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hunterfisher98
| 8
Let the smells begin..
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iarefatal
| 9
And may the odors be ever in your favor
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imavelociraptor
| 6
Just don't let him invite over his friends Katniss Evergreen and Peeta MellOHMYGOSHYOUSTINK!
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Drigr
| 9
Axe isn't really that bad aside from the bodyspray. None of the shampoos I used were over the top. I bounce between Phoenix and Chocolate bodywash + deodorant and while the bodywash may be a bit strong for the first 10 minutes or so, its still not too bad and the deodorant seems to actually work pretty good.
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chickenflem
| 8
Been there smelt that. My brother recently gave up all those.
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klol_fml
| 11
Did he discover it axedentally?
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MDTeddy
| 13
Some axe smells very bad.
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Cbizzlez
| 10
Ah freshman year lol
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nogood9
| 4
Be careful, axe users spray axe on everything from other people to furniture.
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Helper_fml
| 6
indeed...
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crystalxa
| 35
My boyfriend is the same way. I can smell him coming from a mile away! Some of them smell really good, but usually they are a little too strong especially when its complete body care!
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saIty
| 17
Make sure you don't light a lighter.
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gc327072
| 29
Miners get black lung disease, tools get axehysema.
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SadMansSandwich
| 10
#2, I think OP should light a lighter....
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melij99
| 5
For some reason teenage boys love axe products. My brother in law is the same way.
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herpderpherpderp
| 13
may god have mercy on your soul.
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seriouslythat
| 6
3 in high school I would hate when guys would spray it in class and everyone walked out smelling like it the smell wouldn't come off :/
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WritingWrongs
| 8
"Ooh, commercial show pretty women like that stuff. Maybe I wear that stuff, pretty women like me too. Me buy! ME BUY NOW!" (Just read that in a cave man accent.)
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MikeFoxtrot01594
| 11
at 3 We only use that stuff to cover up even worse smells like football pads that we have gone half a season without washing.
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Poppipuff
| 14
But do teenage girls love axe products as well ?
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Pyro_Wolf
| 17
I'm a teenage guy (16) and I hate axe. My friend likes to spray me with his axe body spray to annoy me...
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Old Spice deodorant and antiperspirant smells great and doesn't make the whole lockeroom choke. Invest
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Sir_Swaggington
| 6
Old spice reminds me of old dudes. Might just be me though because my grandpa used it.
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MormonPornstar
| 7
There's 5-6 new scents for the deodorant at least. They're not as Gramp-ish.
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sallyfastcat
| 2
Replace everything of his with bacon scented shower gel, bacon scented shampoo, and bacon scented body spray. Everything will be ok, OP...I promise.
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imavelociraptor
| 6
Don't forget to buy a Rottweiler to go with it.
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LollipopDragon
| 4
Well the Rottweiler is a bit extreme...
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desoto96
| 9
Yummmmmm....Bacon.
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green2go
| 14
This is FML nothing is too extreme
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joep1
| 7
That smell must be strong. Be prepared for your nostrils and lungs to burn
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ineslovescats
| 5
Is he aware that girls will not actually go up to him and rub his head like in the commercial?
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sallyfastcat
| 2
When I read this, I imagined the girls rubbing the guy's head down south. Then I got outraged on why they would air a commercial like that on tv. But then I realized I just had a fucked up dirty mind.
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thursday817
| 6
God dammit that doesn't actually happen!? What the hell am I to do with all these axe products now?
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imavelociraptor
| 6
Give them to OP's son maybe?
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xxenforcerxx
| 4
does it count that some axe sprays get my girlfriend all over me..?
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farkie3
| 8
44, not really. I mean, I've been drinking the stuff for weeks and it's not done anything for me yet. It must work differently if you're in a relationship.
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xxenforcerxx
| 4
49. drinking it..? that must taste lovely. nice breathe i suppose
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rageandlove13
| 8
I get migraines when I smell axe...
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kotana191
| 8
and your gonna get to know what each of them smells like. all. at. once.
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asinforasin
| 1
They all smell the same...
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kotana191
| 8
if you get all the same scent, then yes. it does come in different smells ya'know
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spikey818
| 9
Atleast he will smell good and have ladies all over him right?
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thursday817
| 6
Please refer to comment 7
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imavelociraptor
| 6
Awww that's so cute! You think girls like it when guys smell like car freshener for people...
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sissycullen
| 4
Yeah, because every parent wants the "ladies all over" their 13 year-old son...
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imavelociraptor
| 6
107- i do not think that word means what you think it means...
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RedmontFief
| 7
Inconceivable!
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prioo
| 6
Your poor nose OP! :(
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Roguedork19
| 8
Don't worry op, someday he will grow up and become mature. Then he will use Old Spice.
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BlowinChronic
| 18
Yeah man, I switched from axe to old spice and it's certainly a change for the better.
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imavelociraptor
| 6
Like a sir...
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Smell like a man, man!
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countryrose92
| 23
This totally cracked me up.
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Synistiel
| 14
55- Good to know.
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dino_cookie4
| 7
I prefer old spice ( Fiji gel ) deodorant , its waayy better than axe .
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184886837272837
| 32
Old Spice Denali is my personal favorite. I've had many girls come up to me just to tell me that I smell good with it.