FML : Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing...

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Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By musik_ist_liebe - / Saturday 21 March 2009 04:06 / United States

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By mudkipsan | 19

#47285 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

By Eresbel | 0

#47284 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

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By Eresbel | 0

#47284 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

xx3ginaxx3 | 0

#813352 - Sunday 31 January 2010 20:27

agreed, I honestly don't know why anyone would do that..

therealdavid | 0

#986286 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 15:26

and not only ur family but everyone that read this thinks ur a slut

fuzz97 | 22

#987681 - Sunday 2 May 2010 22:55

it's because she's a slut.

melliemoo17 | 6

#2199722 - Friday 18 March 2011 16:22

^ nice pic

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6276965 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:32

Thanks for explaining :D. We don't have this base-system in europe at all...

BumpkinsBigBash | 8

#6654792 - Thursday 21 July 2016 20:01

it is kinda implied everywhere. You would rather suck someone's dick first rather than kiss them? The fuck is wrong with you.

By mudkipsan | 19

#47285 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

noodlepoodle96 | 0

#3701543 - Thursday 8 December 2011 7:21

And to brighten her day up, she will have the smell of fresh piss on her when that same hobo pees on her!

BumpkinsBigBash | 8

#6657486 - Monday 25 July 2016 20:49

tf is wrong with you

By could_be_funny | 0

#47287 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:11

hahahaha @2

By ericbrat20 | 0

#47290 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:14

LOL #2 that'll teach her huh.

By i1hate9emo9ppl4 | 0

#47291 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:15

ok, you deffinatley deserved that, you could have gone to yahoo answers to get that answer!!! WOW

By metalyoshi9 | 0

#47303 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:24

#1 has it right.

...WTF?

By mastercrammer | 0

#47308 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:29

How do you think that it's okay to get fingered without having your first kiss? That's really ignorant.

Alphonsuuuu | 0

#989295 - Saturday 8 May 2010 4:28

No, not ignorant. Just stupid.

shadexilmaendu | 4

#4763767 - Thursday 2 August 2012 15:09

Which means essentially the same thing... Smh

LordAres_fml | 9

#5682171 - Friday 20 September 2013 19:56

Not really. Ignorance is lacking intelligence or knowledge. Stupid is lacking common sense.

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6276967 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:34

What? I thought being ignorant means you know about it but you don't give a f...

By hidude12 | 0

#47316 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:50

HOW does that happen?! what were you doing while being fingered then... staring at each other?

IsntThisAwkward | 0

#1045508 - Saturday 26 June 2010 22:46

uh no.. there were obviously having thum wars with his spare hand.

karmaSUCKS321453 | 0

#1144351 - Monday 26 July 2010 20:41

And when that was over that played one handed patty cake!!

By Mnemic | 4

#47319 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:57

'Base rules'? There are guides for everything ain't there? I don't see a problem that you skipped 'rules' 1 and 2. But I think that when 'rule' 3 occurred 'rule' 1 and 2 happened as well, right?

If you like someone or you just want to have sex: go for it.