By musik_ist_liebe - 21/03/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 944
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So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

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How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

agreed, I honestly don't know why anyone would do that..

and not only ur family but everyone that read this thinks ur a slut

it's because she's a slut.

Thanks for explaining :D. We don't have this base-system in europe at all...

it is kinda implied everywhere. You would rather suck someone's dick first rather than kiss them? The fuck is wrong with you.

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

And to brighten her day up, she will have the smell of fresh piss on her when that same hobo pees on her!

tf is wrong with you

LOL #2 that'll teach her huh.

ok, you deffinatley deserved that, you could have gone to yahoo answers to get that answer!!! WOW

#1 has it right. ...WTF?

How do you think that it's okay to get fingered without having your first kiss? That's really ignorant.

No, not ignorant. Just stupid.

Which means essentially the same thing... Smh

Not really. Ignorance is lacking intelligence or knowledge. Stupid is lacking common sense.

What? I thought being ignorant means you know about it but you don't give a f...

HOW does that happen?! what were you doing while being fingered then... staring at each other?

uh no.. there were obviously having thum wars with his spare hand.

And when that was over that played one handed patty cake!!

'Base rules'? There are guides for everything ain't there? I don't see a problem that you skipped 'rules' 1 and 2. But I think that when 'rule' 3 occurred 'rule' 1 and 2 happened as well, right? If you like someone or you just want to have sex: go for it.

it's called an STD dumba*s

I've read an article on a newspaper about sex among teenagers today. It was titled "oral sex? its just making out" Turns out they were right.