By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 00:04

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Today, my 12-year-old sister, who sometimes has difficulty coming up with the right words while speaking, used the word "intercourse" to replace "encounter". She was joking to my dad that she, "had an 'intercourse' with Bob Dylan." I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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Today, my older sibling, who sometimes has difficulties accepting how much of a boss I am, convinced themself I that mistook the word "intercourse" for "encounter" while talking about my latest sexual exploit. They're now misrepresenting months of planning and seduction to the FML community. FML

Inercourse used to have a much more innocent meaning, though indeed it's not often interpreted that way anymore. Your sister was technically not wrong to have used the word that way, a bit archaic as it is.

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I thought it was Bob Ross at first, which is even more creepy if you really think about it.

"Ah, I see you already have a bush in the corner."

"Now what we want is some happy little orgasms"

"Oh - you're pregnant. Well, we don't call those mistakes. We call them happy accidents."

Imagine how your dad must be feel! F his life!

Pshhh. Who hasn't had intercourse with Bob Dylan...

Inercourse used to have a much more innocent meaning, though indeed it's not often interpreted that way anymore. Your sister was technically not wrong to have used the word that way, a bit archaic as it is.

If that's the case then a had intercourse with lots of women. While holding the door for them, while in line at the supermarket, even if they found me repulsive. Wait, fantasizing counts, right?

Today, my older sibling, who sometimes has difficulties accepting how much of a boss I am, convinced themself I that mistook the word "intercourse" for "encounter" while talking about my latest sexual exploit. They're now misrepresenting months of planning and seduction to the FML community. FML

What you don't realize is that while you were thinking of sexual intercourse, she was thinking of conversational intercourse, so she quickly corrected herself by saying she had a sexual encounter with him

Atleast it wasn't Percy Inglis..

Boo-frickety-hoo! That's your big complaint in life?

Great comment Nate.

Sadly, we will never know what nate said, due to the FML Thought Police.

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