Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 19539 I agree, your life sucks 19539 You deserved it 6663 You deserved it 6663 4 0 1 20 By Anonyme / Thursday 17 December 2015 06:24 / France - Lyon
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically.... I agree, your life sucks 27188 I agree, your life sucks 27188 You deserved it 3490 You deserved it 3490 126
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice... I agree, your life sucks 7091 I agree, your life sucks 7091 You deserved it 12906 You deserved it 12906 60
Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive... I agree, your life sucks 47122 I agree, your life sucks 47122 You deserved it 4097 You deserved it 4097 188
Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically... I agree, your life sucks 1225 I agree, your life sucks 1225 You deserved it 80 You deserved it 80 14
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, and my mom threw a huge fit. She threw his cake across the room, punched his mom, and vowed to make me never... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Philippines Today, my mom's boyfriend's son stole from me again, this time it's my $4000 gaming laptop. I confronted them about it, and he ignored me as my mom yelled...
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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