FML : Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone...

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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MrAwsum - / Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:40 / United States

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By mizled | 0

#38439 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:27

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

By Chaith | 15

#38465 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:31

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

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By mizled | 0

#38439 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:27

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

Selsa_Squirrel | 0

#1221120 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 07:39

That's exactly what I was wondering. :P Why were they checking texts during 'that'?

By allstarplayer324 | 0

#38441 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:28

Ouch....

By meddude | 0

#38449 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:29

all i've got to say is... hahahahahahahaha

By gross__ | 0

#38460 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:31

Why would you read a text during sex? Haha, it obviously wasn't too good then.

By Chaith | 15

#38465 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:31

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

sexylol_fml | 4

#3607605 - Sunday 20 November 2011 01:00

Really?!!? That must suck for you! and her!

johobus28 | 26

#5977312 - Monday 16 June 2014 10:22

#158, that's an actual FML that was published. She didn't make it up

By Ghettogreen | 0

#38468 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:32

"You're"

By Slightmisshap | 0

#38477 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:33

work on your "faking" skillz, and maybe it wont have to last as long if its bad.

By meddude | 0

#38484 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:34

#7: really? it was a quote lame ass

By curious_missy | 0

#38490 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:36

hehe...but if it's bad just come out straight and say it! I do that all the time!!! Even tho I know how to fake it very very well!

Cjw1220 | 0

#1669999 - Tuesday 9 November 2010 05:55

Nice pussy...

Brendan3693 | 0

#2381667 - Thursday 21 April 2011 05:22

same to you, even if it is hidden

LLLP | 0

#3454439 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:17

Thank you for sharing

By pgray18 | 0

#38501 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:40

hahahaha #7 ur a fuckin genious

Kazze | 31

#6248776 - Tuesday 31 March 2015 07:45

... Are you kidding me?

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