By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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mizled 0

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

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Chaith 16

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

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mizled 0

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

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Selsa_Squirrel 0

That's exactly what I was wondering. :P Why were they checking texts during 'that'?

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meddude 0

all i've got to say is... hahahahahahahaha

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gross__ 0
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Why would you read a text during sex? Haha, it obviously wasn't too good then.

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Chaith 16

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

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sexylol_fml 4

Really?!!? That must suck for you! and her!

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johobus28 26
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#158, that's an actual FML that was published. She didn't make it up

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Slightmisshap 0

work on your "faking" skillz, and maybe it wont have to last as long if its bad.

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meddude 0

#7: really? it was a quote lame ass

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curious_missy 1

hehe...but if it's bad just come out straight and say it! I do that all the time!!! Even tho I know how to fake it very very well!

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Nice pussy...

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Brendan3693 0
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same to you, even if it is hidden

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LLLP 0

Thank you for sharing

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pgray18 0
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hahahaha #7 ur a fuckin genious

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Kazze 31
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... Are you kidding me?

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