Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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mizled
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You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...
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Selsa_Squirrel
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That's exactly what I was wondering. :P Why were they checking texts during 'that'?
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allstarplayer324
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Ouch....
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meddude
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all i've got to say is...
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
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gross__
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Why would you read a text during sex?
Haha, it obviously wasn't too good then.
Haha, it obviously wasn't too good then.
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Chaith
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Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too!
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"
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sexylol_fml
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Really?!!? That must suck for you! and her!
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johobus28
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#158, that's an actual FML that was published. She didn't make it up
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Ghettogreen
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"You're"
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Slightmisshap
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work on your "faking" skillz, and maybe it wont have to last as long if its bad.
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meddude
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#7: really? it was a quote lame ass
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curious_missy
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hehe...but if it's bad just come out straight and say it! I do that all the time!!! Even tho I know how to fake it very very well!
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Cjw1220
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Nice pussy...
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Brendan3693
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same to you, even if it is hidden
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LLLP
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Thank you for sharing
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pgray18
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hahahaha #7
ur a fuckin genious
ur a fuckin genious
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Kazze
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... Are you kidding me?
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"