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By Alex - / Friday 1 March 2019 16:00 /
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You need to take that advice, "Don't shit where you work," literally.

(I don't know why that figuratively means "don't have sex with coworkers," but it does.) Whenever you feel the urge, run over to a competitor's bathroom and clog their toilet in a diabolical act of industrial sabotage.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You need to take that advice, "Don't shit where you work," literally.

(I don't know why that figuratively means "don't have sex with coworkers," but it does.) Whenever you feel the urge, run over to a competitor's bathroom and clog their toilet in a diabolical act of industrial sabotage.

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  simmpandher  |  24

Haha oh my lord.. how do you come up with these answers?

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  RichardPencil  |  27

That’s even stupider! Not all workplaces have cafeterias. A lot of people don’t eat at work.

A better one, albeit sexist, is “Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.”

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