Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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nephilim241
| 19
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
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nephilim241
| 19
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
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wtvr
| 2
Easy: Sledgehammer will help.
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goldfishgod
| 20
This happened to me and I took a hammer to the alarm box. No problems after that.
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christyxbee
| 15
Love the way this is phrased!
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Jessiegirl122
| 7
Ear plugs. Lots of ear plugs.
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iseyixes
| 18
After inserting ear plugs put on a beanie, then some ear muffs and welcome to a quiet thats so quiet you can hear the voices in your head. :)
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deBlobX
| 12
They have some pretty good ideas
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krad204
| 21
Go out and buy some noise canceling headphones, get Funky Chicken from audio jungle (I think that's what it is called), and all the pain just melts away.
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loopsy_fml
| 14
Or music. Loud music
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loopsy_fml
| 14
Or go. Far away. Just leave. Anywhere. Just get out of there before it gets to your head!!!!
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
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SAgirl
| 13
Thats would drive anyone insane
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SApprentice
| 33
That*
... I'm sorry.
... I'm sorry.
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Posthuman
| 26
"Thats": new short of saying "that shit" :D
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flowers124
| 0
Lol ur probs ugly bitch
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Demonfish
| 14
They're just helping you out dude, believe me the sooner you let go of the burdens of sanity, the better. Once you have, you will know true happiness.
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Pleonasm
| 34
The frayed ends of sanity, hear them calling, hear them calling me! /Metallica reference
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Demonfish
| 14
15- tis' indeed a good song :)
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WhyAmUHere
| 19
Of course the person talking about loss of sanity has a Deadpool propic.
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tacos_are_good
| 8
Now randomly make noises and get a beat going :3
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AliceChess
| 8
L
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Accuraxy
| 10
Beatbox time! Wub wub wub
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liv_graham
| 7
Does anyone remember the episode of 'Friends' were this happened to Phoebe's fire alarm?
And that sucks, invest in earplugs, and call your super.
And that sucks, invest in earplugs, and call your super.
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Termites
| 15
"Do Do You Have a First Aid Kit and Do Do Do You Know How to Patch Up a wound?"
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jumptothemoon
| 2
Are you patient understanding cuz I might need some time to...... Forgot the rest lol
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Neither of the comments above me made any sense whatsoever.
I can already see my brain cells being tortured, lined up and gunned down in some horrible genocide caused by the brutal, senseless stupidity in both comments combined.
I can already see my brain cells being tortured, lined up and gunned down in some horrible genocide caused by the brutal, senseless stupidity in both comments combined.
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brackaman
| 18
Maybe they're op's roommates and they've been listening to the same beeping in which case, you're excused.
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poetrywriter12
| 6
Just add some voices and a talking bear and you'll be officially insane! Congratulations!
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whiteboy896
| 9
I'd go freakin nuts if that was me, Good Luck OP.