By scared2poop - 12/4/2016 02:30 - Australia - Brighton
Today, like many other days, I drove 15 minutes away from my girlfriend's house to poop at the local McDonald's, because I'm too scared of her roommates hearing my extreme noise terror. FML
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By  CheekyRaccoon  |  27

It has been said that the noises that OP makes while dropping brown bombs are loud enough to scare off a large pack of lions. I've never seen it happen before, but I heard that OP once saved someone about to be mauled by lions. Truly remarkable stuff.

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By  CheekyRaccoon  |  27

It has been said that the noises that OP makes while dropping brown bombs are loud enough to scare off a large pack of lions. I've never seen it happen before, but I heard that OP once saved someone about to be mauled by lions. Truly remarkable stuff.

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  Levvy  |  22

That sounds about right for someone who describes their poop-sounds as their "extreme noise terror". That sounds like a metal band name.

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  CheekyRaccoon  |  27

Don't be afraid #32, I mean you no harm. Yes it's a pride of lions, I didn't use the correct term for a group of lions. However it does sound kind of odd, like a parliament of owls.